2007-07-11 05:05:33 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I said: Is that ALL, you whimpy little boy?
And then I showed him how a REAL woman farts!
2007-07-11 05:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by zoeksalamander 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
The final time i did that it became many moons in the past, i had sneezed and farted on an identical time, in a wellness & risk-free practices direction! I dared not chortle i purely hung my head in shame, especially to conceal the great crimson face! Lol
2016-12-14 05:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by adamek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My partner has never passed wind in front of me. Which is good, cuz that would take the whole relationship down a notch. I don't want to be one of those couples.
2007-07-11 05:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Peaches M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I laughed. Get used to it. Like Peter said: learn to love the smell.
2007-07-11 05:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by Edgar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I had come round,went outside for a breath of fresh air.
2007-07-11 05:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by beavis b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes you just can't help it. It's Mother Nature. But it is more embarrassing at work when you have to sneeze and one comes out.
2007-07-11 05:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see, now..here's the thing...
HE, in 2 years, well I can count on one hand how many times HE'S..erm..passed wind & they're silent BUT violent, in fact they're sooo snaeaky, HE does them in his sleep. I pride myself on my honest 'OUTbursts'....
The first time HE let one rip, I was so surprised I thought it was me, but I'm pretty sure nothing that foul could be passed by me...
;-)
2007-07-11 05:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed my butt off, because she was always such a princess. Until then I didn't even think she knew how. She blew away my ignorance. LOL!
2007-07-11 05:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by â??Markâ?? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I passed out due to the awful smell! lol
2007-07-11 05:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by ROB D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave her marks out of ten and told her to try harder next time - ya gotta laugh ain't ya? ;D
2007-07-11 05:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed. Because he was drunk, belligerent, half awake half sleep, and that was the worst smelling fart I ever come across.
2007-07-11 05:10:51 · answer #11 · answered by thenextarmani@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋