I feel like a jerk when I leave out there in the parking lot while I go inside the tavern and hoist a few. Should I invite her in and buy her a coke? I would buy her a brew, but she has to drive me back home.
2007-07-11 04:07:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
leave her in the parking lot just make sure she has a good book to read.
2007-07-11 04:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by HEAVEN 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are truly a lucky man.
And a civic minded one too. Not only are you blessed with a wife that will drive you to your favorite place of worship, but will wait for you to bend an elbow in salute of the holy spirit (s).
You may well want to buy her a Coke. That would help keep her awake during her vigil. Far better than having her grow tired and leave you to have to stumble all the way home. Thereby creating a hazard for not only yourself but any other hapless citizen driving by.
Cheers.
2007-07-11 11:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Again, I encounter the great "switch up" in questions posted on Yahoo answers. I'm drawn in by a question only to find that the asker has some other agenda and does not want an answer to the question posted but, rather wants some feed back regarding some aspect of the content found in the details.
But, I'll let this one slide. It's fairly clever!
2007-07-11 11:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by ThinkaboutThis 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have a solution , but first I'd like to thank you for sharing your sensitive side of which many of us were unaware. It is a great inspiration to all of us husbands everywhere . If I may I would suggest purchasing one of those Amish buggies and one of their horses which can find their own way home. Since it is not a motorized vehicle you needn't worry about a DUI and could then invite the wife inside for a cold one , unless of course she has reservations about getting lap dances in which case she may choose to stay in the buggy , but at least you could throw down a few cold ones without feeling guilty about it : )
2007-07-11 11:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, Mr. Sensitive, could you please give me your wife's email address? I'd like to send her some suggestions for divorce attorneys I know.
Some day you are going to come out and both she and the car will be long gone. Of course, you'll be drunk and walking around in circles thinking you simply cannot find where she parked.
LOL The truth is you are probably driving her to drink!
2007-07-11 11:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just have her drive you to the store instead,and buy a few cases. then you can both go back home and get plastered. Hide the keys, tho...
2007-07-11 11:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't feel bad, just tell her to bring a book and every once in awhile bring her out a napkin full of those tasty little bar nuts...she'll adore you.
2007-07-11 11:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by GoodJuJu2U 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a few brewskis in her than pick up a gorgeous sober lady to drive you both home. Things could get interesting......
2007-07-11 11:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ShadySadie♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No see she is turning tricks in the parking lot while you are inside...
2007-07-11 11:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I think that you should invite her in and buy her a soda.
2007-07-11 11:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋