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I shaved three quarters of my friends two eye brows off on each eye and left him with two dots over each eye. He did not find it funny and would not speak to me for a wk.
(i guess he cant take a joke) LOl

2007-07-11 03:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by HEAVEN 7 · 0 0

Oh man!!!!!!!! This is only the most memorable moment of my life.

For some completely unknown reason (even now), my mate thought it would be a funny prank for me to phone his office up and do a pretend 'bomb scare'. The idea being that the receptionist would **** herself and then my mate would eventually jump in and tell her that it was only a 'hilarious prank'.

I had one of those 'robot text-to-speech' programs on my computer and I used that to send a 'there is a bomb in the building, you have 10 mins to evacuate' message (it sounded proper scary like in the films!). Bear in mind this was way before all the terrorist stuff you see today.

So before I actually did it I thought it would be a good idea to phone my mate up with it to see if it sounded convincing enough. The problem was, he was in a meeting and had his phone on divert so all of his calls were being transferred directly to the company reception!

So I left what I thought was a message on his phone and thought nothing more of it.

That was until about an hour later I was interrupted by a loud banging on the door and a couple of extremely angry-looking police officers on my doorstep.

To cut a (VERY) long story short - it went horribly wrong and the whole entire office (and several houses nearby) had been evacuated, it cost the company thousands in lost business and I was being told I was going to prison for 5 years!!! I s*** a BRICK!!!

Basically I had to GROVEL and plead with every single manager of the company not to press charges, apologise profusely to the terrified receptionist (who had 2 weeks off for stress) and face the wrath of the majority of people there (although to many I was a hero cos I got them the afternoon off!)

But to cap it all my 'mate' came screaming at me saying 'You almost cost me my f***ing job!!!' to which I replied, stunned: 'Excuse me? I ALMOST WENT TO PRISON FOR 5 YEARS YOU *******!!!'

Probably won't be doing anything like that again.

2007-07-11 10:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by Ivor Hugh G.Rection 6 · 0 1

I put a time sheet up next to the microwave, indicating it was now compulsory to log how long you took in order to warm up your food. The price was 47p a minute and would be taken out of the users wages every month. Everyone started bringing sandwiches in, or going to the shops. One hot head, took it upon herself to have a meeting with the management to protest about the harsh regime they had put on us all. 90% of the school staff turned up to complain, apart from the 2 who went along with it. It was a week before I crawled out of the woodwork and admit my prank. I got a verbal warning for my honesty.

2007-07-11 10:47:34 · answer #3 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0 0

My RA knew i was allergic to Bees so me and a group of girls faked a bee sting on me and i pretended like i was having an allergic reaction and we went to the ER (everyone kept taking it further and further, at first planned we were just going to get to the car then all laugh, but we all were waiting for the other to give the first one) and when we went in and she parked the car and when she came in we were all standing there, and she walled off and punched me in teh arm, then left us at the ER and didn't speak to us for a week, then got over it ( what bothered her more, was that everyone on our hall knew about it and she didn't)

2007-07-11 10:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was on a cross country run at school, and me and the others I was with thumbed down a passing lorry. The driver was most annoyed when we would not get in the lorry, but ran off instead.

2007-07-11 10:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

An April fools joke,

2007-07-11 10:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In college I stole a friends door while he was outside having a cig. When he came up he came with a lady and was going to get his groove on but he did not have a door and she left. He almost killed me.

2007-07-11 10:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i tried ordering a few pizzas to one of my neighbors who didn't order any. it went wrong as pizza places now have caller ID. they had my address and phone number on their screen. they can tell it was a prank.

2007-07-11 10:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I tried to put my cousins hand in warm water when he slept' as it;s suppose to make you pee the bed; but instead i got punched as he was dreaming ; and thought i was a monster.When i got punched i turned into a monster[ just kidding],,,,,,

2007-07-11 10:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0 0

when the brother was getting married we got a pink tutu made for his stag night.But he got told about it.And climbed out the pubs toilet window and locked himshelf in his new father inlaws house.X Cindy

2007-07-11 10:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 1 0

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