Have you ever done anything naughty with a Vacuum cleaner?

Question

.....I sucked up my mates goldfish once? What have you done that you shouldnt?

Answer 1

I pushed one around once. If my Rufty Tufty biker mates got to know---my name would be mud. It doesn't come much naughtier than that, driving a girls machine.

Answer 2

Well it's wasn't naughty,but about 9 years ago ,when my parent's were away, i tried to use the washing machine ,emptied the entire content's of soap powder turned it on,bursting to go to the loo,came back and found six foot high soap Sud's. Used the vacuum cleaner to clear the Sud's in doing so blew the machine up. Acted innocent , needless to say another member(nameless) got a thrashing!!

Answer 3

Umm lets see here, oh yeah I remember I shot tennis balls out of one once at people that would walk by in my neighborhood that I did not like all that much. It was pretty fun, but then I had alot of people that wanted to kick my butt afterwards.

Answer 4

Well.... to be honest.... there was this one occasion that involved a webcam, a surprise outfit, a toy, and whole lot of clean up.

Answer 5

Yes - i didn't see anything wrong with it but my partner said she was disgusted!

Answer 6

i am always doing the wrong thing according to my mistress.

the pain is all i feal.

Answer 7

it isnt naughty but my cat loves to be vacumed.

Answer 8

dust mainly

Answer 9

Yes , but you'll have to guess what .

Answer 10

u bitc,h, the poor fish! i sucked a spider though