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One Mongol horde, fine. But multiple Mongol hordes invading not only voids the money-back guarantee, but also raises the co-pay at your dentist's office. Jeesh. Doesn't ANYbody read the fine print anymore?

2007-07-11 10:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2 0

If It's Crest w/ Tartar Control, Ask the Tourettes Guy. =]
www.tourettesguy.com
Go Watch the Video About Where He's On the Phone With The Crest PPL Talkin About The Tatar Control Toothpaste. It's awesome.

2007-07-11 02:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by ∞Mz.Crazi∞ 3 · 0 0

It will protect you to the maximum, of its capability...and you will be all clean and polished, with fresh breath, and that will drive the Mongol hoards away screaming...

2007-07-11 02:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by Rowan 7 · 3 0

The effectivity of your toothpaste will not be afected by any kind of invasion, or your money back.

2007-07-11 02:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by Thespiana 4 · 1 0

Just wait until theirs runs out. I'm sure they will be willing to negotiate a peace treaty.

2007-07-11 10:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0 0

You won't be able to fight them with your toothpaste, but you'll probably have the whitest teeth of any enemy they've ever had...

2007-07-11 04:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Cris O 5 · 1 0

they will sell you off for top dollar as a slave with good teeth :)

just dont let on that you can read and write.. cause then they'll just kill you because you know to much!!!

2007-07-11 02:59:11 · answer #7 · answered by chanty 2 · 2 0

they'd betta brace themselves - Gengis has bad breath

2007-07-11 03:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would hide it for sure.

2007-07-11 02:56:47 · answer #9 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0 0

unless they go in your mouth, zero

2007-07-11 02:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0 1

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