What are some ways to annoy my roommate?

Question

I really don't like her.She stepped on my animal crackers and tried to drown my plant.What are some good ways to annoy her?

Answer 1

leave the place all junky, leave food products open, don't flush the toilet, play loud music when she's trying to sleep, use her stuff, don't take her phone calls

Answer 2

gripe and complain about everything. Crank your stereo up when she is trying to study. Hog the bathroom in the morning. Stay in it until it is almost time for class so she doesn't have time to use it. If you have a sink keep it stacked full of your dirty dishes. Throw dirty socks all over the place. Works best if you wear Niki's or some other brand of jogging shoes. Leave Microwave for her to clean.
Best of all catch a little mouse and make it your pet letting it roam free in the room.
Next best get a king snake for a pet and let it out a lot.
Mix Neon Red hair coloring in her shampoo.
When she goes to sleep put her fingers in warm water.
Short sheet her bed.
If she sleeps with her mouth open drop a fishing worm in it. Crickets and grasshoppers work as well.
Just to name a few things you can do depending on how serious you get about it.

Answer 3

I think you should try being nice to her instead!! It sounds like she was trying to do you a favour by watering your plant!! Her intentions sound like they were in your best interests.

And why were your animal crackers on the floor? Maybe she didnt even see them.

You are room mates for a while so the best thing would be to become friends not enemies as that isnt going to make anyone happy!!

Be nice - its better to say yes with a smiley face than it is to say no with a frown (gives you wrinkles!)

Good luck! :-)

Answer 4

Arrange for 12 naked men to trounce through your room/apt./house when she's trying to talk on the phone with her mother. Alternatively, 24 men in sequined thongs.

Or, buy a pet monkey and don't clean up after it.

Put the phone by her head after she's asleep and call. Several times.

Take the remote control with you everywhere you go (this helped me get my mother-in-law out of our house).

Stop washing dishes/your clothes/your body. Sit very close to her.

Fart loudly in her presence.

Join a nudist group.

And last, but not least . . . ask her if she thinks you could spead herpes by sharing a bathroom. Look concerned.

Answer 5

1. Buy a bag of the smallest polystyreme balls you can find.
2. Rub the bag against a wooly jumper to get it all static-ified
3. Burst the bag (pop it then shake the remains out over the room)
4. The tiny balls will be staticy so they will stick to everything and your roomate will be finding them for years to come.
(Ok, I hope you aren't in the same room cos it might annoy you but if you're willing it might still be fun, hehehe... maybe just do it in her wardrobe or something)

Answer 6

there are waaaay tooo many things for just this small space, but...
1.bleach in her shampoo
2.have raunchy sex all over the kitchen/bathroom and do not clean up
3.label all the food you buy as yours (ok kinda weak, but still works)
4.buy a pet monkey
5.play her least favorite music in your room very loudly, leave and have your room door locked
6.put an ad in the local gay/lez mag as a personal ad w/her name and #
7.go to a club and tell every guy in the place she wants to give them h*ad in the bathroom
8.put in a change of address for her @ the post office with her new address as her parents house (maybe the porn of the month club membership after you do that)
like I said too many to list, hope this helps

Answer 7

develop an annoying laugh and start pulling annoying pranks.

such as: filling the toothpaste tube with raw hamburger and put the toothpaste in all the oreos, pour cold water of the shower while shes taking a warm one, and pants her in public.

Answer 8

Wrap the toilet with plastic wrap one night before she comes home from the bar.

Baby powder in her sheets.

Yellow post-its in all her books, on every page.

Leave the bathroom door open when you go pee.

Leave the shower curtain open when you shower - gets the floor wet.

Offer to cook her dinner and burn it.

Answer 9

Make lots of noise when she sleeps. Dirty her clothes and call out dirty names as if scolding somebody else. Throw her things out and go and sit in the toilet in the morning and do not come out. This is what hostel boys normally do.

Answer 10

well ill tell you what , firest off you could pass the gas when shes around, leave messes all over the front room, leave dirty socks all around, make sure there is a sink full of disshes.