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Oh sure poor you try living day in day out near them!
Faulty brakes on car weekly lead based paint in my food DDT for bug repellent and just the other day they had a party which I was invited!
Kool you say I was the pinata again!
And just this evening dad had me spray to kill spiders around the house......oh yeah he said if I do it naked it wont scare the spiders away with the look of a human.....and he said the spray has no side effects just dont wash it off for 3 or 4 days!

2007-07-10 19:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by Injun 6 · 4 0

Sometimes there is no explaining some people's actions. My advice to you would to steer clear of driveways and stairs.

2007-07-11 02:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1 0

they are not. how could you accuse them of such things. they took you in when you didn't have a place to go, they fed you and they put a roof over your head.

true you won a million dollars last week in the lotto.... but that does not mean that they are after your money.

plus them buying that five million dollar life insurance for you has nothing to do with this either.

plus them getting us married, so that I'd inherit all your wealth has nothing to do with his either,

serious.... how can you accuse such kindred souls... this is none sense.

2007-07-11 02:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by Piggy 6 · 2 0

I fogot to mention to them that you are a Dalek. I'm sorry. They thought just crossed my mind. I will explain the situation and sure they will understand.

2007-07-11 02:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

well as most people are, they dont like to have their hubcaps stolen off their car...so when they see you walking they take the oppritunity to give you a little shove or pump some iron into you chest...you know, the usual.

2007-07-11 01:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by kaleo 3 · 0 0

Because they are Time Lords, and you're a Dalek!

Tell them about Davros, and they might back off.

2007-07-11 01:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try some oil. My parents are on the 'other side'. lol.

2007-07-11 01:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0 0

Because you are 40 and she is 16.

hahaha

2007-07-11 01:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

um did you knock up a girl? or go to jail perhaps?

2007-07-11 01:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by Ask April :P 3 · 0 0

Because they missed you

Especially with that first bullet!@

2007-07-11 01:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by HARMONYâ?«~â?«~â?«~* 4 · 3 0

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