Folks, these are times when a peephole and a scary looking dog (that might be cuddlier than a teddy bear!) come in extremely handy.
2007-07-10 18:25:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Answer the door naked, singing "L.A. Woman" at the top of my lungs.
2007-07-10 18:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny I should happen upon this question because not twenty minutes ago there were some door-to-door Jehova's Witnesses at my door. They asked if they could share some scripture with me. While holding back my dachshund (who was going nuts and barking like crazy) I politely told the guy that I was Jewish and quite happy with my religion. They left and that was that. Sorry the story couldn't be more interesting
2016-05-19 03:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends mom does the funniest thing. She had eye surgery and has an eye patch. When evangelist or door to door salespeople come, she grabs her eye patch and a napkin and coughs continuously then cracks the door saying "Oh I am sorry go away, I don't want you to catch anything." Now picture a little short petite woman (about 5 ft)in her late 60's yelling and coughing acting like she has the plague.
2007-07-10 18:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by bayoubelle24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would talk to them at least. They probably get doors slammed in their faces so much it isnt even funny, and they are probably tired from walking. Id let them sit on my porch and talk for a while, give them something to drink...id humor them.
EDIT:: Well i read some of the answers and someone said something about Jehovas Witnesses...and i definitely would not humor those bastards. Theyre pretty sick!
2007-07-10 18:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by Some girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I run to the fridge grab some fresh chicken livers rub them on my face and hands also have some in my mouth grab a big butcher knife run and open the door looking wild eyed and say" I just caught my wife and another man in our bed and I just snapped"!
2007-07-10 19:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by Injun 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't answer if you dont have time.
Open the door & slam it in their face if you feel like getting a laugh.
If you have time, bring them in and engage them in a conversation. Knock holes in their beliefs one point at a time.
It's funny to watch them stumble over themselves trying to explain/justify their fairy tales & superstition.
2007-07-10 18:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I get a impatient imperious look on my face and say "
I am so sorry, you caught me at a really bad time, and as they
begin to speak anyway, I gently swing the door shut.
2007-07-10 18:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Tell him you joined a long time ago and he interruped a very important phone call and you can't talk now.
2007-07-10 18:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by pd6491 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them, Sorry, don't have the time. Have a nice day.
2007-07-10 18:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by sassytahoe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite them in and give them brochures on Satanism...but act real nice and stuff.
2007-07-10 18:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Magical name 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋