anyone know any funny blonde jokes?
the only one i got is a blonde saw a cheerio for hte 1st time and said, "look! a doughnut seed!"
2007-07-10 18:11:33 · 2 answers · asked by rathr be golfing 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Here are some links to some funny blonde jokes:
2007-07-10 18:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Priya P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Four blondes were on a vacation, driving across the country. At one point they had to stop for gas and told the station attendant they wanted $28 EXACTLY put into the gas tank. While they were in the ladies room, he filled the tank and then wrote up a bill. When they came out and asked about it, he said "That will be $25 apiece," thinking they wouldn't know the difference and hoping to earn some extra money.
"That seems a bit high, for each of us," one girl said.
"Well, I know math. Let me add it up," said a second girl. So, she took a piece of paper and wrote 25 + 25 + 25 +25. Starting with the 5's, she said," 5,10, 15, 20. Now for the 2's: 22,24, 26, 28. He's right. We have to pay him." They each handed him their $25 and drove off--not seeing him laughing at them.
2007-07-11 01:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by jan51601 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋