2007-07-10 18:09:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Honey, do you know that if you walked into Las Vegas City Hall carrying your fruity love and asked for a marriage license, they wouldn't even blink? Just have her home by midnight, or she's liable to turn into a pumpkin, and that would be a melancholy end to an otherwise splendid event.
(On a side note, do you even know exactly how many brides you have any more? In case someone should decide to quiz you on this one day, I'm the one who destroyed the stereo in your BMW 'cuz I couldn't handle one more second of the Dr. Who theme on our way to our honeymoon in Aspen. Oh, and I also look hot in my Vulcan ears.)
2007-07-11 10:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That may be true of melons, but man go in pears to find coconuts and orang'e you berry happy about that?
2007-07-11 01:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You just need a fruitcake judge to sign the marriage certificate. Congratulations
2007-07-11 02:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If her dad catches you, you're gonna be a mush melon.
2007-07-11 01:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you mustard out unnoticed, and your parents won't be able to ketchup with you !
2007-07-11 01:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that one was painful. Funny, but painful
2007-07-11 03:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by Pat C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, but a muskmelon can!
ta da....saved!
2007-07-11 01:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute! thanks for the laugh!
2007-07-11 01:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋