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(1) Eyes so blue they match the sea.
(2) It's been a long time since I have been this happy.
(3) My top priority right now....mmmmmm .........YOU .
(4) You wrote a song about ME?!
(5) I read the story and laughed out loud.
(6) How did you ever find me on YA?

2007-07-10 17:57:18 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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2007-07-12 13:34:57 · update #1

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“It’s been a long time since I have been this happy,” she said, reclining in my arms. I said nothing but squeezed her even tighter, as we watched the burning trash barge slowly sliding under the water. The din of fire-trucks grew increasingly louder, as did the beating of our two hearts.

“You’re eyes…,” I began, gently tilting her face towards mine, “you’ve eyes so blue they match the sea.”

“Stop,” she said, blushing, pushing herself away playfully. When the giant foot appeared out of nowhere, dutifully stomped out the rest of the flames then kicked the smoking ruin of the barge back up on the beach, we pretended not to notice.

“My top priority right now….mmmm………YOU,” we both said in startling unison.

The abject synchronicity of our shared remark made us burst out laughing. The giant foot retreated back into the clouds, as witnesses gasped and pointed amongst ourselves.

“How did you ever find me on YA?” she said, batting her long silky eyelashes at me innocently.

“I’m a stalker,” I said, shrugging. “Traced your ISP address, cross-referenced your location with your company directory, placed a web-cam at your desk, then eventually followed you all the way back from work last night, after I rendered your previous boyfriend unconscious and left him tied-up in a rendering plant. The police are still looking for him,” I said, chuckling at my earnestness.

“Well, if that isn’t the sweetest thing,” she cooed, flipping back her hair in a good hearty laugh. She then reached into her purse, and pulled out a shiny metallic object.

At first, I flinched. Experience had taught me that usually at this point, girls emptied several rounds of fiery hot lead into my abdomen and ran like a gazelle, but then as I turned, I saw that she was actually brandishing…..a harmonica.

“For you,” she said.

“You wrote a song about ME?!” I said, incredulously.

She only smiled and pressed the harmonica to her lips. The next 45 minutes were indescribable splendor, as she performed Beethoven’s entire 4th symphony right there, enthralling passersby and wharf rats alike.

When she was done, she tucked the instrument gingerly back into her purse and kissed me on the cheek. I wiped a tear from my eye and held her tightly, thanking God for making our union such a happy one.

Unbeknownst to us, a wandering photographer and writer for THE DAILY SUN saw our courtship, and wrote about it for the morning edition.

At daybreak over coffee and a doughnut shaped like Elvis, I read the story and laughed out loud.

"Why didn’t anyone tell me that her retainer was caught in my hair?"


END

2007-07-12 15:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Dear Samantha,

It has been a long time since I have been so happy. How did you ever find me on YA? I am so surprised.
I heard you wrote a song about ME? I read the story and laughed out loud when you sent it to me. I am truly touched that a woman, a beautiful woman with eyes so blue they match the sea itself, would take the time to think of me. Right now, my top priority is you.
If you feel the same way, please let me know.

Love,

Alexander

2007-07-10 18:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Starburst467: How did you ever find me on YA? No one knows whre i am.
InvisibleBoy84: I can find you anywhere, Lia. did you hear the song i wrote about you? it's all over the radio.
Starburst467: oh my god--You worte a song about ME!? i don't listen to the radio anymore. but i wrote a story about you. did you read it?
InvisibleBoy84: I read the story and laughed out loud. You're so funny when you're depressed. it's too bad you had to be in the first place.
Starburst467: i'm gonna be okay.
Starburst467: hey, i want to meet up with you. meet me at the park on Felling Street. this friday. eleven o'clock. you free?
InvisibleBoy84: yeah. see ya there.

FELLING STREET PARK
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 19
11:30 P.M.

my cell phone rings. "sean? where are you? you were supposed to be here half an hour ago." "look, lia. i'm sorry. go home. go on youtube. it was my boss. he... caught me. i'm just so, so sorry." i did. i saw the video. his eyes so blue they match the sea. those eyes full of someone else. she says "it's been a long time since i have been this happy." he said, "my top priority right now...mmmm...YOU." i hated him. he knew i was depressed. he obviously wanted me out of the way. i hated myself. how could i not have seen it? it was my fault i let him in. i searched under my matress for the gun i had put there that time i was realy depressed. it would finally be put to good use.

p.s. i feel kind of emo right now. but don't worry, i'm not depressed, and do not have a gun under my matress.

2007-07-11 16:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by My sweet & labyrinthine. 3 · 2 0

She had just walked her dog, done a few chores and taken a cool shower. Now it was time to get down to business!!! Earlier that day while in the park, she had conjured up something special In her minds eye and wanted to see if she could find an outlet to express it!!
"My top priority right now....mmmmmm .........YOU " She said to the computer as she punched the ON button and prepared herself for some fun!! She had set herself up with a pitcher of lemonade at her side and a bowl of healthy munchies. No sooner had she logged on, the doorbell rang.
"Darn" she said, trudging to the door. It was probably somebody selling something!
It wasn't!
When she opened the door, she found herself looking up into a face she had thus far only imagined! Eyes so blue they match the sea, she thought, momentarily mesmerized. For once in her life she was speechless!
Although he had never met her, or even seen her face, he needed no introduction! He knew instantly who she was!!
"May I come in" he asked. She pinched herself to make sure she wasn't dreaming!
She wasn't!
They sat and talked for hours!!
"How did you ever find me on YA?" she asked, still not quite believing he was sitting in her living room!
He smiled. "Well....one day I was kind of bored and I saw Yahoo! Answers. WELL,.... I decided to take a look and .........THERE I WAS,... in your story!! I read the story and laughed out loud! Since then I have been your #1 fan. I can't tell you how much enjoyment I get out of reading your stories! In fact, It's been a long time since I have been this happy"
She smiled. No one would EVER believe this! She blinked her eyes hoping he wouldn't dissappear!
He didn't!
"In appreciation for all the wonderful , funny stories you've told, I've written a song about you , would you like to hear it?" he asked.
"You wrote a song about ME?!" Her heart was pounding!!This was astounding!!
"WELL....after all the songs you've written about me and the whole crew, it was the least that I could do! How about you just sit back and let me seranade you, little lady?
Her exact words, and I do quote her here were:
"Oh GAWD yes!!!!!"

2007-07-11 11:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by Silva 6 · 2 0

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2016-09-29 12:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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