mine was: are you a toaster? cuz your hot! (worst one ever...its weird)
2007-07-10 14:24:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
shauzia...that was from a Clique book. Clair said it...and then Lane ice skated with the roll.
2007-07-10 14:31:18 · update #1
yes. milmom. that is a gag worthy pick up line!
2007-07-10 14:34:53 · update #2
What has 2 thumbs and likes to give oral sex?
(points his two thumbs at himself)
and
Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can totally see myself in your pants.
2007-07-10 14:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by Peach 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew a guy who became an wonderful guy yet an entire nerd looser. i do no longer think of he ever have been given laid in his existence. Then his mom died and he inherited a collection of money. He went right into a bar with economic employer statements in hand and purely began telling women look, I truly have six hundred grand interior the economic employer! He had a stay in lady buddy by ability of dawn and became broke and on my own in 3 months. So in spite of the actuality that it succeeded, it became the worst line ever.
2016-10-01 08:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by herne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night?
Im not a Dr. but I can check that out for you?
Nice shirt, it would look better on my bed room floor.
as a matter of fact, I work on cars, why want me to check under your hood?
Remember my name you'll be screaming it later!
oh I could keep going, these are just some of the few that I hear from cheese balls out at the bars.
2007-07-10 14:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you got your tickets to the gun show.
Do you know where the nearest vet is? cause these puppies are sick.
Those are the two most ridiculous pick up lines i have ever heard.
2007-07-10 14:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i no a lot of dumb but funny ones.
how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice! hi, i'm ______
good thing i have my library card cause im checkin you out!
shoulder count!
(tap your shoulders) one, two (tap other persons shoulders and end up with arm around shoulders) three fooour.
do my shoes match my eyes?
(after victim looks up and down your body)
i was checking you out too!
2007-07-10 14:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weren't you Miss America in 1989? Do you want to be miss treated in 2007?
or
Let's rearrange the letters in the alphabet so U and I can be together.
2007-07-10 14:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by littlelanasue 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One kid was dressed up as a rock for halloween, and this girl threw something at him, so I was trying to be funny to the cute guy next to me and said 'Could she be any BOULDER? Get it? BOULDER as in a rock?", the guy left
2007-07-10 14:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cirque de Soleil (Is bored) 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
are you hot as a stove because i'm burning like a cookie.
WORST PICK-UP LINE EVER!!! trust me
2007-07-10 14:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know where he got it from..
Did it hurt? I said huH?
When you fell straight from heaven to me.
GAG
2007-07-10 14:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by Milmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the stupidest pick up line i used that worked was"are you single? if so come see me tonight and i'll fix that for you"
2007-07-10 14:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by sshueman 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋