2007-07-10 12:57:34 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because I will tell your wife I slept with you on your desk, on the floor, and in the washroom.
2007-07-10 13:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your business will go to crap because I am the only one that is reliable enough to show up. Second I am your best employee and I get paid the least amount (except for your parents who get 4 dollars an hour) If you fire me you will have to hire three people to do the work I do, and you know that.
You know what screw it I quit!
2007-07-10 13:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by Jay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I will sue your horney old *** for continually sexually harrassing me for the past 6 months and then I wouldn't have to work again for the rest of my life. On second thought, fire me!! I'm up for a good court battle with you!!
2007-07-10 13:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by fire_crakker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I have a video tape of you and Pee Wee Herman playing hide the sausage.
2007-07-10 13:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by Zinger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm a good worker, I'm always here, even when I'm sick, and I do a lot around here that nobody else can do and you would sink without me.
2007-07-10 13:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I quit a long time ago
2007-07-10 13:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by sharpeilvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a team player and I always clock in for you when you're running late.
2007-07-10 13:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because i'm the best damn working u got and u know it. u firing me cause i know more than u do, punk
2007-07-10 13:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by auroa26 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I'll come back and go postal on your a s s.
2007-07-10 13:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm just that good
2007-07-10 13:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋