Weiner, Dork, Peter (any human name is hilarious), Piglet
Any ones that make you snicker and giggle?
2007-07-10 12:39:04 · 29 answers · asked by Dr. G™ 5 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
LOL y'all, my face hurts! 8^D
2007-07-10 16:50:55 · update #1
We had a Greater Northern Hill Mynah Bird that we called "Bombs Away". Cause shortly after we fed him water-soaked raisins, he would spread his wings and start dropping "bombs" on the bottom of his cage.
After a while, he would spread his wings, start dropping "bombs" on his cage floor and actually say "Bombs Away". --- (with a little coaching from Uncle Wayne)
He finally stunk us out of house and home. So we trained him to wolf whistle and say "pretty lady" when a woman entered the room.
Now, to find a female perspective buyer for the dirty bird.
Simple: The add in the classifieds read, "Exotic Minah Bird for sale; cost $600, ...... will sell for $300. ...... (Its gold- plated cage is free.)"
Result: When the first woman appeared to see the Bird, we had him in the foyer, and he gave her a wolf whistle and said, "Pretty Lady ...Pretty Lady".
Case closed:
2007-07-10 15:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Wayne 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
i grew up on a farm. we had a male donkey (jackass) named mark, after my dad.we had dogs named jethro, biscuit, elvis, bubba and a lazy old brittany spaniel named never-sweat. we had a cat named flea, a cat named guido, and i don't know how many we had that were named thomas or tom or tommy. my dad gave most of his animals the sirname of the people he bought them from, so alot of the cows had the same name, but he always knew which kaiser or heimsoth or scnackenberg he was talking about.
2007-07-10 21:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by That Guy Drew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guinea Pigs- Bilbo, Gordy
Cats - Gorgar, Farrah, Marv, Pablo, Mleh, Bob, Roach
2007-07-10 12:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by blas 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bieber
2016-05-18 23:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More dumb than funny:
My father was given a German Sheperd with the name of "Hitler". The dumbest pet name I've ever heard. Poor dog. LOL
2007-07-10 12:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dog named "PITA"
Stands for Pain in the A**
Also, a newt named "Gingrich"
My dogs names are Pete and Dixie - though I don't consider them funny, other people might.
2007-07-10 15:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by MsAdventure 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My grandfather had an old farm dog of questionable parentage that he called Come-and-eat. All of us kids called him Lassie, because we did not know that name was for females, but Come-and-eat was a smart dog, and answered to either name.
2007-07-10 13:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, my brother has a dog named Pooter. Poots, for short. I think she has a pedigree name, but she ended up being Pooter. Pretty silly.
2007-07-10 12:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by amazin'g 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By far the WORST dog name I have ever heard was "stupid"
I was grooming the dog and to get the dog to respond I had to say "sit stupid, good dog stupid" etc." I felt so bad for the dog.
2007-07-10 15:00:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine had a dog named,DIOGI..pronounced ..
D O G
My sister had a cat with white paws named, "White Sox"
2007-07-10 12:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋