I just tripped over a phone cord and landed on a wet monkey.
Does this mean I'm pregnant?
2007-07-10 12:30:22 · 13 answers · asked by MelloYello 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you tripped over your cordless phone cord.. yes
2007-07-10 12:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends. Was it a chimp or was it an orangutan? Was it really wet or just mildly soaked? After you answer these two questions I will be able to determine your state.
2007-07-10 19:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you land face up, or face down? When you were falling, did you yell, "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" or "eeeeeeeeehhhhh"? You are leaving out very important details here.
2007-07-10 19:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by meyzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the monkey has a gold tooth
2007-07-10 19:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by Scott 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends where on the monkey you landed!
2007-07-10 19:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sure does. My big toe hurts so it means that they're twins!
2007-07-10 19:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes of course!
Just don't tell the monkey's uncle!;)
2007-07-10 19:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Dartman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've lost the plot!!!
2007-07-10 19:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by Indian Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this made me laugh
2007-07-10 19:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by you remind me of the babe.. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup pretty much
2007-07-10 19:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋