if I randomly impaled you with a spork, what would you say?

Question

hey, the spell check says spork isn't a word! it wants to change it to spock. pff.

Answer 1

If I didn't know you my eyebrows would go down to a \ / like that and i'd probably walk away. Don't think i'd say anything.

If I knew you, i'd probably laugh my backside off and shake my head going...why on earth would you do such a thing

Answer 2

Sporks were funded by a federal spork barrell fund to find a all in one utensil. Sporks have sparked interest sporadically. I would probably be a spoor sport and take your spork and spear your with reckless abandon. Then I would put the spork in you and say you're done.

Answer 3

I would say "oh, it's on!" and i would whip out my own collection of sporks ranging from the white plastic ones to the metal ones. =]

Answer 4

Repeated spork wounds!

My favorite!

Answer 5

I'd say, "Oh, dear, that was unpleasant. In the future, please attempt to keep your spork from perforating any additional portions of my already punctured and bleeding anatomy. Thank you."

(Or at least that's the Miss Manners version of what I'd say. I doubt that Y!A would let me print the actual words!) ;-)

Answer 6

did you just buy a box of sporks or something? lol

Answer 7

i would say... what the duece... you just ruined a good spork... now what am i supposed to eat with... then i would storm out and slam doors... makes it dramatic you know...

Answer 8

Spork you!

Answer 9

I LOVE Mr. Spock. Let me nibble on your pointed ear.....
♥♥♥

Answer 10

Ginsu knife better than spork, grasshopper.