when using a spork, do you use it as a weapon, to cut down a tree, or while you're refinancing your home?

Question

or do you have your own crazy uses for sporks?

Answer 1

i believe your missing the real question here, If a spork refinances in the woods and trees are hard of hearing does it make a sound????

Answer 2

Sporks are best for survivalist and backpacking situations. You never know if you'll need a spoon or a fork. Plus, you want to save weight and room. Why carry two utensils when one will suffice? I have a spork with a switchblade on the handle. 3-in1 utensil. Sweet, huh?

p.s. I saw KFC mentioned above. Kentucky Fried Chicken (the REAL name) is the grandfather of sporks. We must bow down to Colonel Sanders.

Answer 3

i love a good spork... sometimes i like to get fifty or so of them from taco bell and pass them out randomly on the street...or i draw little faces on the and then have famous battle reenactments... yep sporks are great

Answer 4

I built the eiffel tower out of sporks but the spoons and forks got jealous and knocked it down.

Answer 5

None of the above. I use my spork to curl my hair.

Answer 6

All three...it's a spork!

Now go spork yourself!

Answer 7

I usually use them to protect my self when I'm in Harlem

trust me an Uzi ain't got nutin' on a plastic spoon/fork

Answer 8

I use it to fend off attacking pirates with my mad fencing skills. "Avast ye mati--AGHHH!!"
Oh yeah, that's the power of the almighty spork.

Answer 9

In 8th grade we used them to play Spoons.

Answer 10

I have my own crazy uses but I'd like to know yours