I married a mean woman and somehow she put my balls in a jar. How do I get my balls back.?

Question

but seriously, it's time to try medication, how do I get her to try it.

I have a son, she's turned into a prude, I make all of the money and she is at home getting fatter from delivered food. She doesn't cook either. I really think medication would work. ..I'd be satisfied with someone that is just happier. I need to check this b*tch for real. I'm a good dad, no drugs, no drinking at home, no infidelity issues, and I'm an OK looking laid back guy.

Thannks for the quick responses. She's not that fat. and she cooks two dishes. that's it. The main issue is that she's mean. Meaner than hell. can't even talk. Counseling isn't what you think it is if you haven't done it. My wife said my shoes are too loud when I come in and now I have to enter through the garage. it's bull.

psalms, I'll take the advice on not taking "nothing" as an answer, as for the rest..I've been provoked to anonomously post this question that is likely the biggest issue in my families life. Humor is how I deal with a lot of things and it pains me that I have satan living with me. For the record guys, she's not that fat.

it's cheaper t' keep'er and I don't want my son to grow up with two broke *** bitter single losers.

jhentee, you sound wise, but I don't believe that I am abusive or that getting married again is an option.

Answer 1

i'm sorry.. i can't get past your balls being in a jar.. i've been laughing for 5 minutes

Answer 2

You might be a good dad but I question your abilities as a husband, I'm not surprised that your wife is depressed all the time! Complaining about her on yahoo in this way is not exactly the mark of a good husband! Talk to her and work on your marriage, she obviously isnt getting something she needs from you if she is this miserable. Maybe she does have a mental problem, do you think she is really going to listen to you with this attitude? About losing weight, make her feel good about herself, start up an exercise routine yourself and invite her to join you. Take a cooking class together. But above all talk to her about whats bothering her dont take "nothing" as an answer. Be gentle and kind and be prepared to change. After all maybe being married to a rude jerk like you is what got her into a depression in the first place!

Answer 3

Should of went to GOD before you married her, but your in it for the long hall, Tell her how you feel, if more people talked to there wife/husband about their feelings then there would be alot less divorces in America, If shes fat dont tell her like that say

"baby i am worried about your health and I want to see you healthy and live forever so how can we do this together cuz I love you and I dont want anything to happen to you"

try couples therapy too.. if nothing works you prayed about it, then it's time to let her go, forgive her and move on

also if she making an effort then you have a good one

Answer 4

i understand ur balls position!! u no i feel sorry for the guys who have wives like urs cause its a problem ur gonna have to spend ur whole life time with unless it is solved which is very difficult.
all i can say is beware cause i read a book n it was abt a wife like urs n she was a happy mum n then started to drink n abused her children..n its a true story, n very depressin
i guess u just gotta start being the man of the house n control things ur way. its difficult but try...she'll get mad i know but u gotta try n try until u get there. spend more time with her..go out more often..but dont treat her too much of a slave..u no how in the olden days men liked their wives to treat them like kings...well u cant even go that far
gud luk

try speakin to ur parents or her parents
it takes a lot of guts but..

Answer 5

it sounds like she is just becoming a "mom" lazy good for nothing but yelling type of mom. you just need to have a straight up sit down talk and let her know that this is starting to get to the point to where its not going to fly anymore. if she expects you to keep up your lifestyle and make the money she is going to have to fix up what is going on in her life, lying around all day, eating a lot, getting bigger and overall not being that hot chick you want to be with anymore. im sorry, hopefully it gets better for you cause i know that is a sh!tty way to live just because you dont wnat to be a d!ck and leave em

Answer 6

Sounds to me like your balls have been in the jar since the day you first allowed her to get her own way. You sure they are in a jar and not attached to your wife? You have to reclaim them, it's simple....stop allowing her to control you this way. Make your own demands and stop being her dormatt. A person will only do what you allow them to do. Unless you change your way of thinking then you will have lost your balls forever. You have to start thinking more of yourself. Whats she going to do if you stand up to her? Is she going to beat you up....what are you afraid of? She's a human being, not some kind of porceline doll on a pedestal. Confront her....thats when you will find your balls.....good luck.

Answer 7

you are abusive of your wife.

you do not love her

the law of cause and effect works here too.
you must have caused her to behave bad with you .

better look within and get matte resolved with her this is in the interest of you her and your child.

and even if you find another woman. she may be carbon copy or worse than this one.

still at times you will compare new one with old when in crisis.

so second marriage is no solution .
still you have more blood to shed . go for second adventure.

Answer 8

Honey? Is that you? I'm not a prude, and I used to work while you were at home... but you said you were bored so we switched. Oh, and the balls are mine for life. Even a divorce lawyer couldn't brake the jar.

Oh wait, nevermind. My husband does drink so that isn't you. Well, good luck mister.

Answer 9

Well, if that's your scooter, you're not totally whipped. Get her out amongst your friends, let the two of you socialize with other couples and let her see how other people act and get along with each other.

I think she'll soon find out from the other wives that she's got a pretty sweet deal.

Answer 10

sounds like you are too laid back. it might be too late to save this one. if you have allowed her to take that type of cntrol from the beginning of your relationship its going to be real hard to get it back from her. you could totally blindside her. tell her you arent happy, spell out why and tell her you want to seperate. maybe then she'll see and change. if she doesnt then you would know she never will and then you can move on. if you take that approach just be sure you are ready for whatever the consequences would be.

Answer 11

i would suggest asking her to get some professional help....marriage counselling or a psychologist may be helpful...sounds like your in a pretty stuffed up situation....if she refuses to admit there is a problem then maybe you need to walk away for a short while so she can appreciate what she has....