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Yes, my good friend Glunkharrjendurr, who lives in a remote whaling village in the upper peninsula of Greenland, only accessible by helicopter or canoe, has written to tell me that his copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" finally arrived last night and he's horrified to say DUMBLEDORE DIES?

Nooo!!!

Anyway, Glunkharrjendurr says his mood is lifted by other pop culture materials that stream into his village. He and his friends think doing "The Macarena" is truly DA BOMB, and they enjoy watching VHS tapes of "The Weakest Link". He jokingly says "You're FIRED!" to all of you in America, and that he hopes the rest of you are not terrified or shattered by Dumbledore's untimely passing.

Isn't he the greatest?

Oh yes...he asks for more clear Pepsi. It too, is "DA BOMB".

2007-07-10 11:21:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

WHAT?????????? DUMBLEDORE DIES???????

OMG OMG OMG!!!

Greaate...next thing, your friend Glunkharrjendurr will spoil the upcoming Justin-Kelly finale!

How does he have this uncanny ability to see into the future?

Well, at least we ALL know who wins the election!

LOL LOL LOL I mean, there's NO WAY we'd reelect that moron Bush! :-) :-)

2007-07-10 14:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by cbn 3 · 2 0

i think of extra beneficial than 2. Voldemort as a results of fact he's undesirable and this would be a newborn's e book so the reliable adult adult males would desire to win; Fred Weasley will in all possibility be killed via Bellatrix as a results of fact she is mean; Snape will in all possibility be killed via Voldemort if he's a sturdy guy and replaced into truly working for Dumbledore the comprehensive time, yet while he's truly undesirable, then he won't; Mad-Eye as a results of fact he replaced into meant to guard Harry and he's between the main experienced Aurors so as that Harry will would desire to be autonomous; Hedwig, as a results of fact she is significant to Harry as a pal and a puppy and J.ok. reported it replaced into unhappy e book; then possibly some Ministry of Magic people as a results of fact undesirable definitely everyone seems to be taking over; in all possibility extra beneficial than that however...Harry, Ron, and Hermione in all possibility won't die however considering that would desire to make toddlers cry.

2016-11-08 22:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I really enjoy your questions but most of the time I don't know what the heck you are talking about. I guess there is no sense in buying the book now.You have some strange, interesting friends.

2007-07-10 12:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1 0

He does sound great! You should see his reaction when YOU tell HIM that in the 7th book, 2 characters are supposed to die! Do they even make clear Pepsi anymore? tell him I said "hi" and "best wishes". I don't blame them for doing the macerana.. its probably one of the best ways to stay warm up there!

2007-07-10 11:31:52 · answer #4 · answered by no longer here 6 · 1 0

LOL.
old dumbly died back in the 6th book...tell him he's gonna have to wait for another decade or so before reading the 7th book that is supposedly going to be "DA BOMB."

edit:
oh wait...you WERE talking about the 6th book...oopsies.

*awkward moment*

2007-07-10 11:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by <3pirate 6 · 1 0

It is nice he likes left overs.

2007-07-10 13:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well duh, lots of people knew that. Did you know that 2 major character will die in the 7th harry potter book?

2007-07-10 12:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by ■ Jessie ■ 5 · 0 0

Oh Slowpoke, you!

2007-07-10 11:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sara H 6 · 0 0

yes, he dies

2007-07-10 11:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by That'sINTENSE! 4 · 1 0

crystal pepsi was "da bomb"...

2007-07-10 11:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by Cliff 6 · 1 1

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