Heres mine: Where did the general hide his armies? Up his sleevies!
2007-07-10 10:11:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
what did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall
DAM(N)
2007-07-10 10:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton
2007-07-10 17:14:14 · answer #2 · answered by Venus Mantrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a string walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bar tender says "sorry we don't serve strings" so the string is really upset and walks out and he gets and idea so he ties himself into a knot and walks back in and orders a beer the bar tender gets out a mug and almost pours him a beer but then he says "HEY! you're that same string now I'm serious we don't serve strings" so he walks out again and gets another idea, he unties himself and then frays the end of himself and walks back in and orders a beer this time the bar tender pours the beer but then sees that it's the same string and goes "listen buddy if you come in one more time I'm calling the cops" so the string walks out and he has one last idea, so he frays his end again and ties himself into a knot then walks back in and orders a beer the bar tender gives him the beer and he finishes it and as he's walking out the bar tender yells to him "hey aren't you that same string?!" and the string goes "I'm a frayed knot."
2007-07-10 17:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The eternally dreadful "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" frenzy
2007-07-10 17:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by jrichelled 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I actually like that one. The goofy dumb ones are the best. Here's a dumb joke for ya...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Bananawho?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
2007-07-10 17:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Just to get to the other side.
hahahahahah isn't that funny. =)
2007-07-10 17:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by Cali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. HA HA HA HA! That's a real knee slapper!
2007-07-10 17:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by ct_girl02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats Yellow and looks like a bucket? a yellow bucket! HAHA isnet that just gosh darnit funny...
2007-07-10 17:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a drunken man walks into a biker bar,sits down at the bar and orders a drink.looking around,he sees three men sitting at a corner table.he gets up,staggers to the table,leans over,looks the biggest,meanest biker in the face and says,"i went by your grangmas house today and saw her buck naked,man,she is one fine looking woman"the biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.the drunk leans on the table again and says "i got it on with her and she is good".the biker stills says nothing.the drunk leans on the table again and says"let me tell you boy,your grandma liked it"at this point the biker grabs him by the shoulders and looks him in the eye and says"go home grandpa,your drunk!
2007-07-10 17:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by stormy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here's one I told when I was a little kid....
What time is is when the elephant sat on the fence?
*************
6:00!
LOL - (& here you thought I'd say... "time to get a new fence!)
2007-07-10 17:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Harley99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard of the joke with the _____? (you can fill in any noun you'd like ) for example, elephant
I didn't either!
2007-07-10 17:16:48 · answer #11 · answered by !ts _a_ type 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋