2007-07-10 09:48:29 · 17 answers · asked by ldg 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That would be the shortest book ever.
Step 1: Get naked.
Step 2: Have beer.
Step 3: Get out of the way of the TV.
All your man problems are solved.
2007-07-10 09:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Good question, I am currently working on my latest self-help book entitled, "How Do We Men Put Up With So Much Whining".
I'm hoping it will be a bestseller. Then again, men don't usually spend a majority of their days sitting around thinking about our feelings and how we can throw attention, sympathy, emotional support and financial gifts onto the ones we love.
Men are also usually NOT hypersensitive. Things that would devastate a woman usually don't phase men in the slightest. I guess that means we're all dogs. Maybe you should take every opportunity to bash us because we're not GIVING you enough...god forbid anyone ask a female what she's willing to GIVE to us, clearly we're not doing it correctly. By correctly, I mean, without expecting any thanks or gratitude for any of the good things you DO get.
It's never enough...The Cure was right, long live Robert Smith.
Love,
Snag
2007-07-10 16:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by snaggle_smurf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Making Women Happy in Bed....
2007-07-10 16:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by lynn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me! "The Art of Men: Shrinking their ego's down about 15 sizes"
2007-07-10 16:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it would have to be like the computer manual,
"SEx FOR DUMMIES", nope, thats not it, I think thats the manual for men!!
There are some great answers, here!!, all of them! love ti!
2007-07-10 16:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon'sFire 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I would love to have that book!
Maybe it could be called "Men: The Laziness Solved!"
2007-07-10 16:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
kiss goodbye to freedom and having a laugh with all your mates my missus has the book
2007-07-10 16:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by the jeremy vile show 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love one
I'd call my book "reclaiming the remote control"
OR
"toilet training for the 30+"
including how to aim and how to put the seat down!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-10 16:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by busybee26 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope not me...it would take away the fun of trying to understand them. the best way to understand the male mind is to get yourself a male friend...just strictly friends. don't have sex with him...he'll tell u all u need to know.
2007-07-10 16:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be even shorter than youd think.
"What Men Think"
Sex is good. Nice Boobs. Im Hungry.
.....thats it
2007-07-10 16:52:46 · answer #10 · answered by Angello Della Morte 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋