I need to clear some terrorists from my house-what small arms do you recommend?

Question

And before anyone starts suggesting explosives, I only rent the place so I dont want to lose my deposit. Would poison gas be of any use?

Answer 1

if someone in your building is a terrorist you might try contacting the government or at least the manager. i think anything that involves destroying someone else property makes you act like a terrorist too to think before you do.

Answer 2

Not much, mustard and nerve stick around for a long time. Try a few concussion grenades followed up by a steady stream electricity running through the bathtub water you just overflowed and made go all over the floor. This way you can claim it was water damage from a faulty toilet. If you really want to get nasty fill the hot water heater with a strong acid. Most hot water heaters have a glass lining so the acid would't do much damage until it hits the pipes or better yet the shower. Again, no fault to yourself, that musta been methane gas. Wudn't me.....

I got lots more ideas if you like those.....

Answer 3

I find a Tazer is always the best.
Quite quiet though the squeals are irritating. Low cost, about 6p a jolt and looks like a wii toy so you and ur mates can take turns.
Happy hunting

Answer 4

Just pour a gallon of bleach into a gallon of ammonia, or if you have a pool, mix 1 cup chlorine with a quart of pine-sol.
Have a gas mask handy for yourself and the kids, (spouse optional).
Either of these are deadly to people, and you should never see another roach either.

Answer 5

Call the Department of Homeland Security. If you really have terrorists, they will likely remove them for free and give them an all expenses paid room and board at a prison of the Department's choice for some time.

Answer 6

Those aren't terrorists. They're Mongolians. "Dam Mongoreeans"

Answer 7

Give them a phone without a recorder, then call an advertising co and give them the phone #

Or Ask Hillary or Osama They appear to know how to make them go away w/o using guns

Answer 8

Terminix

Answer 9

Use rocks. Cheap. Easy. Won't accidently kill yourself with them. Don't even need to wait five days for verification and a criminal background check. Just go out into the yard and pick some up, and you're ready to go!

Answer 10

If the terrorists are mammals or rodents I suggest a rat snake.

If they are insects I suggest a garter snake or frogs or iguana.

Answer 11

Holy Bible - The Extreme Version