I've found one right here, left in a jar on the street corner. It looks scared, and probably feels abandoned. (sprinkles Purina Brain-Chow into jar).
I'll name it Dwayne for now. If you are its owner, please call. Otherwise I'll have to take it into a local shelter.
(pets brain)
Easy lil' guy. I'm sure someone will come back for....eeyuugh!! What did you just do on my foot?!!
2007-07-10 08:30:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG. I am so glad you found it. Can you put it in the mail to me in the morning so I can finally quit having to wear a bib at meal times and quit wearing these danmed adult diapers. THANK YOU THAK YOU THANK YOU.
2007-07-10 20:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not mine, but if you have to take it to a shelter, please make it a 'no-kill' shelter. If you don't and no one adopts it, it will be euthanized in just a couple of days.
If you are open-minded enough, you might consider keeping it. You know what they say - 'Two brains are better than one.'
At least I think that's what they say.
2007-07-10 15:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Cris O 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn me for being so open minded, That's what happened to it. I'll be up there to get him in a bit. In the meantime, can you keep my brain occupied? I would hate for it to think that I lost it.
2007-07-10 15:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I never really had one to lose, so it's not mine.
Dwayne the Brain? Bad poetry hour? Play on brain drain?
2007-07-10 15:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am sure a few people have lost their brains today...any distinguishing marks or tattoos, that you could tell us about?
2007-07-10 15:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's mine. I lost it while my kids were playing with it this morning. Call it Twinkie and if it runs it's mine. It always runs when I call it by name.
2007-07-10 15:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by reggieg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...it was on the street corner and full of $hit?? MUST be $mitty's!!!!
2007-07-10 20:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it may belong to an ex of mine. Never mind. He never had one to begin with!
BTW, I love your dalek. "Exterminate!"
2007-07-10 15:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by philyra2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No mine is still on my dresser.I just checked.
2007-07-10 15:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its shrivled,bruised,and has a burnt smell ?yep thats mine!
2007-07-10 15:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by revolver33333 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋