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True quote I just saw "I just called my stapler a whor.e. I think I p.issed it off" LMAO

(have to insert periods so as not to capture the attention of Master Webmarshall)

2007-07-10 06:43:37 · 16 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

No. I had to stop doing that when I overheard all the nasty gossip about my tantrums going on between that snooty desk pad and that two-faced pencil sharpener.
Why give those bi tches something to talk about behind my back?

2007-07-10 08:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by big j 5 · 1 0

It is funny I get corrected on my english all the time but if words were not mispelled then they would delete my questions.

My computer at work is evil. When I need things fast it locks up. It hides stuff from me, It is an irritating machine and I call it evrything a drunk sailer would be proud of.

2007-07-10 08:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by a2z_alterego 4 · 2 0

confident. yet rattling, that could desire to be humorous as hell! line all and sundry up and provide them a reason for the punishment. i'm gonna b-slap you reason you scent like hotdogs. i'm gonna twister/tazmanian devil punch you reason you ate all the donuts interior the espresso room! The checklist is going on! Slap your boss, reason DAMMIT, it is your accountability to realize this! lol

2016-11-08 22:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG LMFAO -- never heard that

I was gonna say sure y not. I always need a new phone! =)
Im kinda physical with it L0l

2007-07-10 08:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You mean that's not how a stapler works??

2007-07-10 08:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by KD 5 · 1 0

When I curse at my office supplies, it's really directed at my editor.

2007-07-10 13:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by $m☼r฿: looking down your blouse 5 · 1 0

*Best Doctor Evil Voice*
*purses lips and places pinky finger at the edge of his lips*

Would you say they're evil office supplies?
I may have to have them.....liquidated....

2007-07-10 08:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by JC 7 · 1 0

Only under my breath

2007-07-10 06:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only when they try to bite me! I saw that quote too...

2007-07-10 07:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. I quit doing that. They get even and stop working.

2007-07-10 06:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by LadyG 4 · 2 0

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