2007-07-10 06:27:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Just call the White House. Ask for Dick Cheney.
2007-07-10 06:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Here's what you do:
Buy six 40 oz bottles of Mickeys.
Try to drink all of 'em within 6 minutes of eachother.
Go to the mall - doesn't matter where and find the food court and purchase 6 hot-dog-on-a sticks. It's getting challenging now to stand up, etc.
Eat the dogs.
Find the toystore and purchase a clown mask and put it on.
If you can still run, start bookin' and yelling "Satan!... Satan!....
By the time you wake up, you will have found Satan.
2007-07-10 08:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan cannot be contacted.
But the question is, why do you feel you need to get in touch with Satan? Did you do something you're not proud of? Do you feel guilty about something? Or did you just feel like asking a silly question? There are ways to deal with bad things you may have done in your life you know. Don't feel like your life is over.
2007-07-10 06:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by Insan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's pretty stupid if you aren't focused enough, if you don't have a good intent, and "Satan" is more then likely not going to be what you expected in the first place. If you are referring to Satan as Lucifer, he was just a God that was demoted, way down to being the king of hell (to make a long story short). But if you have patience and still want to contact a demon of any sort try:
http://www.Demonolatry.org
2007-07-10 06:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Innocence Lost 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I hope you didn't mean 'Santa' as he is quite easy to contact (by post anyway). Although they both have a touch of red to them...
Satan can be reach at satan@hotmail.com
Cheers,
Conor
2007-07-10 07:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by Conor D 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
break all the laws and the 10 commadments, then, kill yourself. You'll be with him 24/7! trust me, that's a bad thing. sorry to say this but i think that your soal is dammed. your probably going to go to hell if you try to contact him cuz u have 2 be a Satonist or whatever they're called and they all recieve a 1 way ticket to eternal suffering!!!
2007-07-10 07:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why? Satan stories are about him stealing your soul. Are you so ready to give all that much power to a stranger?
2007-07-10 07:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pour a flammable liquid on yourself and light up, you are sending a signal to Satan, perhaps he will be able to distinguish you from the burning crap in hell.
2007-07-10 06:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by sirmrmagic 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are already online to him just keep up with the silly questions. Satan will make sure he has your number - he is never too busy to leave you out.
2007-07-10 06:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Just say you would give anything for something and he will apear. He is always trying to get my soul. I'm not giving it for anything. Not a catgirl girlfriend. Not immortality. Not even for world peace.
2007-07-10 06:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋