how can i make my 'shaft' thicker?

Question

i am a pencil-dick... how can i thicken things up? is there any way that work?

i hear that girth is more important than length, so as a super skinny shaft guy, i am worried...

please advise.

Answer 1

You can't.

If you're still young, which it sounds like you are, you will probably grow still.

This is not a women's health question...

Answer 2

I think you can write this one off, Mr. Pencil D. Of course, just in case there are about one million people out there waiting to sell you something that will make their wallets thicker if you buy from them! Learn to apply it right and no woman will notice.

Answer 3

Pound it out with a meat tenderizing hammer.

Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.

Your how old and you still haven't figured out you can't alter your penis size? Work with what you have. If that fails, sharpen your oral skills.

Answer 4

you can't ... sorry. There's nothing you can do about it - don't waste your money on all that stupid stuff that advertise on late night TV.

Generally, it's not as important to girls as it is to guys, so try not to worry about it.

Answer 5

slam it in a car door it'll get thicker

Answer 6

You can't. You are stuck with it. Good luck trying to satisfy anyone! And why is this in women's health? Are you a hermaphrodite?

Answer 7

sorry you're born w/ it, no way to change it. Blame your dad since it's hereditary.

Answer 8

Stick it in a bee hive and have some bee's sting it .It will get big.lol

Answer 9

Turn off the lights and use a banana instead ! ^_^