1) What Lola wants Lola gets.
2) It's all in the game of love.
3) Life is like_______
4) It wasn't the first time he had dodged a bullet.
5) There is only one sure way to do it! First you______
2007-07-10 06:02:50 · 10 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
Lola was enjoying her job at the Long Branch Saloon. She was making good money and meeting lots of men. But there was only one man she REALLY wanted to get to know....U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon........ Guardian Angel of Dodge. As she was putting on her make up for the evening's gig, she thought to herself......."Matt Dillon......Ohhhhhh....What a hunk of man.....I WANT Matt Dillon.......And (1) What Lola wants Lola gets." Miss Kitty, proprietor of the Long Branch overheard this.
Kitty:"LISTEN SISTER!!!! Remember the RULES ??!!!
Rule three.......KEEP AWAY FROM MATT DILLON ...... He's MINE !!"
Lola batted one of her false eyelashes......"Mmmmmm, seems to me he LEFT you, Miss Kitty. That little Miss Sunshine seems to be his new lady......But not for LONG!!!"
Kitty:" And how do you plan to take him away from her?!" (She awaited the answer anxiously ,hoping she may pick up a tip or two.)
Lola:"(5) There is only one sure way to do it! First you........Hold it!!! I ain't gonna tell YOU! Whadda think...I'm crazy or something?!"
Kitty:"Listen up, Sweet Britches!! The ONLY reason that I'm not firing you is because you're bringing in lots of new faces. HUMPH!! Probably 'johns' from the last place you worked!!"
Lola got up, checked her lips and said:"(2) It's all in the game of love, Miss Kitty."
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As she descended the stairs leading to the bar, cowboys started whistling and shouting. Lola loved all the attention. She danced and danced as men threw coins at her feet:
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Kitty:"My (3) Life is like one long nighmare these days; Matt leaves me for Sunshine MacMORON, booze is becoming my dear companion,Festus takes us to that DAMNED haunted house (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmP9aFJfCjleP74R.fOQDavsy6IX?qid=20070710095144AAG5WBq&show=7#profile-info-d11beb9dbe4d078345e0f4632d56c6d9aa ) and now LOLA THE LIBIDIOUS is dancing half naked in my saloon. Jesus."
As Kitty surveyed the crowd, Matt walked in. She ran over to greet him but slid on a spilled drink .........(((CRASH))))!!!
DOWN she went!! Matt ran over and helped her up.
Kitty, to herself......"Oh,well, that's ONE way to get his attention."
Matt:"Are you alright, Kitty?" She assured him that she was fine and offered to buy him a beer.
Matt:"No thanks. Gotta be sharp tonight."
Kitty leaned over and whispered in his ear....."WHY? Are you on a case? You can trust me, Matt. What is it? Suspected bank robbery?Feuding farmers?"
Matt:"No. No. Nothing like that. It's just that Sunshine has some late night plans in store for me. I need to be on my A game!!" He chuckled and licked his lips.
As Kitty was about to say, "Jesus" for the second time in 2 minutes, the swinging doors of the Long Branch flew open. One of the cowhands from the Dandy Dicky Dude Ranch yelled out:"DILLON!! MATT DILLON!! WHERE ARE YOU?! I've come to settle a SCORE." (Matt had thrown him out last week for behavior unbecoming a gentleman.)
Matt pushed Kitty away and drew his gun. The cowhand got off 2 shots before Matt's bullet dropped him in his tracks!
Matt blew the smoke from his pistol, looked around the room, and holstered it. (4) It wasn't the first time he had dodged a bullet. It wouldn't be the last.
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As Matt left the saloon, he stood proud and tall.....REAL tall. He knew that Dodge City needed him. He loved the rush that killing a deparado gave him............. " I'm KING of the WORLLLLLLLLD." Then he remembered that Sunshine had some "plans" for that evening. He ran to his horse, hopped on from the backside and sped off in the darkness for her farm, yelling as he rode...."Yipee ky AAAAAAAAAA !!!"
2007-07-10 08:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
ok.
5.) Theres only one sure was to do t! First you (treat) 3.) Life (like) 2.) Its all in the game of love. 4.0 It wasnt the first time he had dodged a bullet. 1.) What Lola wants Lola gets.
2007-07-10 14:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by eddies_online_interests 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bubba was in love with Lola. He thought " There is only one sure way to do this. First you need to go up to her and tell her you think she's pretty." That always works, he thought. The problem is, Lola is dating a mafia man, Jed. He knew if he said anything to her Jed would kill him. But then he thought, it wasn't the first time he had dodged a bullet. So who cares what Jed thinks. Plus, life is like way too short to hide your feelings. So he goes up to Lola and confesses his love to her. To his surprise Lola had secretly loved him back! This really upset Jed. But Jed backed down and told Lola " What Lola wants Lola gets". And this made her happy. So Lola and Bubba lived happily ever after. And this my friends, is all in the game of love! The End.
This is the best I can do, lol.
2007-07-10 06:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by mageta8 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like 4
2007-07-10 06:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by dog n' boots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have to be a love story of 2 people being pulled apart, like Romeo and Juliet
2007-07-10 10:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by Doctor Music 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 07:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/ I don't get it
2/ How can I answer this ?
3 Of course I really want to answer
4/ But I really don't understand !
5/ Can I have 10 points ?
(^.^)
2007-07-10 06:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was more than 10 points I would give it a try but just can't be bothered now.
2007-07-10 06:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by Smokin Gun! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, probably not an interesting one.
2007-07-10 06:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I can. I'm not going to prove it to you, though.
2007-07-10 06:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by TheEconomist 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋