because Cheney might shoot me in the face.
2007-07-10 03:29:41 · 18 answers · asked by Page 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I would stay away from Cheney....he might request gay sex after eating.....
2007-07-10 03:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. USA U 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd pick Bush because I've already been to the 'Undisclosed Location' with Dick Cheney.
It's built into the side of a secret mountain in an underground cavern. Cheney invited me over after we met quite unexpectedly in a gun battle. I loaned him my extra Glock clip and we have been fast friends ever since.
At the Undisclosed Location deep within the bowels of the earth (think BatCave or Stargate SG-1's Cheyenne Mountain), we grilled up some steaks on a geothermally heated glowing slab of basaltic rock. Then we washed them down with some straight shots of Yukon Jack.
Those steaks were damn good too! I think they were from an endangered species -- wombat or emu, I think. You can't get that stuff at Ruth's Chriss Steak House.
2007-07-10 10:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by LibReformer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since we work with a veterans service organization (my husband is on the board, and I plan their events on a volunteer basis), we got to go to brunch at the White House three years ago on Veterans Day. I met President Bush very briefly, and it was really neat. Regardless of politics, being in the White House and meeting the President of our country is a fascinating experience.
That said, I would like to meet Vice President Cheney. This has NOTHING to do with politics - I actually met President Clinton at an event in 1996, and thought that was great too. I am just a political junkie and enjoy meeting our elected officials and those who are running for office.
2007-07-10 10:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheney, he's got alot more secrets to share. But it would probably be a one sided conversation anyway.
2007-07-10 10:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by Global warming ain't cool 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd definitely go with Bush. I may not like his leadership qualities, or lack there of, but I bet I could carry some kind of conversation. Cheney frightens me.
2007-07-10 10:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would have to pick Cheney just so I could barf in his face and laugh at his ugly mug.
2007-07-10 10:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want either unless both resigned first. Even then, I'd take Bush. At least he likes baseball. Doesn't know much about it, as his Texas Rangers never made the Playoffs until after he sold them. But at least he likes it.
2007-07-10 10:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dick Cheney, because I'd dot his eyes. I would tell him to stop the compulsive lying because you're getting your boss in trouble.
2007-07-10 10:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by Fern O 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would take either one if I could do the cooking and they were not allowed to use their food tasters, matter of fact both of them could come, I insist.
2007-07-10 10:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by douglas m 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would go on a before breakfast quail hunt with Dick and oops didn't see you there, good thing it was just bird shot.
2007-07-10 10:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by Lori B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋