If you had to take over the world using only cabbages, how would you do it?

Answer 1

Yeah, I'd get Mr Cabbage head to do it.

Answer 2

Use Cabbage Patch Kids.

Answer 3

Take 5 cabbages, paint each a different neon colour, stick on some of those teddy bear eyes they sell in craft stores, give it a passable mouth and stick a carrot in the middle of it for a nose. Then compose mindless songs that repeats over and over again. Capture kids loyalty, kids will revolt in time if you refuse to buy them coloured singing cabbages, out of all things.

Seems to work for Barney and the Wiggles.

Answer 4

First, you would have to have a really good inside man to infect the cabbages with a cloning gene ( like the Invasion of the Body Snatchers). Then, give them away free a local grocery store.

Answer 5

i'll ban all kinds of meat and make them drink cabbage juice, eat fried cabbage, raw cabbage, barbequed cabbage, boiled cabbage...bath with cabbage, no soap or shampoo allowed ...muahahaha here comes master king cabbage

Answer 6

the entire US military would have boiled cabbage for every meal and I would use the threat of poison gasses to take over.

Answer 7

Cabbages cause flatulence....I would feed them to a bunch of guys for a month, they will then in turn kill everyone with their toxic bottom gas....leaving the world to my control hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

i would trow them at people
and them i could construct deadley gases out of rotten sourkraut



wanna help me take over the world?

Answer 9

Throw them at the leaders

Answer 10

make kimchi - a korean dish - and trade it with N. Korea for their nuclear bombs. Then takeover the world.