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Everybody who wants to volunteer to wipe Sheryl Crow's butt, raise your hand....

2007-07-10 01:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle John 6 · 1 0

I use recycled toilet paper. I am an environmentalist. "The Earth is the Lords and everything in it." How would you feel if you loaned someone your car and they returned it dented and leaking oil? I'd be pissed. I can't imagine God is too happy with what we've done to his Earth, either. As for your "mental" comment - have you ever noticed that "conservative" starts with "con"? Maybe because that's what they all end up as? See, I can be funny too. (I don't imagine you're laughing, though) From Sheryl Crows website: I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out." It was meant to be funny. Obviously some people didn't get it.

2016-05-22 04:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Maybe rich people can buy larger squares 10" X 10", than us regular folk.

2007-07-10 01:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by misskitty 3 · 1 0

I think you`re right. One square? Who`s she kidding!

2007-07-10 01:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by fletchfredarnie 4 · 0 0

Dang, she's practically made of it, a foot long toilet paper wouldn't be enough.

2007-07-10 01:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What exactly do you think one square is going to do for me?

2007-07-10 01:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds impossible..

2007-07-10 01:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What must her butt smell like?

2007-07-10 01:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Trevor S 4 · 0 0

she can do whatever she wants. couldn't care less. I have enough problems taking care of myself.

2007-07-10 01:08:24 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

If she does, I bet she misses a spots!

2007-07-10 01:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by ang4786 2 · 0 0

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