2007-07-09 22:56:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball."
Foghorn Leghorn
Sorry, jonthecomposer, didn't see that you also quoted Foghorn.
2007-07-09 23:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as 'Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass' and 'The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.'
Homer: "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend."
Woo-hoo!
The simpsons is just classic!
2007-07-09 23:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roger Mellie in Roger''s Profanisaurus as: ''The initial protrusion of a stool through ''teal towel holder''; the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin.''
2007-07-09 23:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I - I say boy?"
-Foghorn Leghorn
You know, the big stuttering rooster from the old Mel Blanc cartoons. He used to always try to trick the dog by teaching his protege how to get past him.
"Fingerprints????? Ewwwww!!!"
-Dot (from animaniacs)
The joke lies in the fact that "prints" sounds like "Prince."
Yep, it was actually on a children's cartoon.
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.... that's ok skatermomof5. No worries!
2007-07-09 22:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by jonthecomposer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You meeces are driving me to pieces - Jinx the cat Wilma!!! - Fred Flinstone I come to save the day - Mighty Mouse Gee Fred!! - Barney Rubbell I must of took the wrong turn at Albaquerqe- Buggs Bunny
2016-05-22 04:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Riiiiiggghhhhtt" Cosmo
Fairly Odd Parents
2007-07-09 23:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by Candy C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DOH! Homer Simpson
2007-07-09 22:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"NOT CLIPPERS!!!!!!"
Gossamer ( the big red hairy guy that helped not only the evil mad scientist, but also Marvin the Martian)
and
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!" Marvin the Martian!
2007-07-09 23:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homerisms:
"Here's to beer, the cause, and solution to most of lifes problems."
"Is God so powerful that even he can microwave a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it."
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."
"Marge it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen."
"Trying is the first step to failure."
2007-07-10 01:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meep meep!
Roadrunner
2007-07-09 23:22:56 · answer #10 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋