2007-07-09 21:29:51 · 23 answers · asked by Cliff 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You just wasted your money.
2007-07-09 21:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by bollywoodturtle 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale........ a tale of a faithful trip...."
But seriously....
WHEN I write my autobiography (not if), I want to start off with a line such as this...
There have been stories written of educators and teachers and how they changed people's lives, influenced kids greatly, altered life's decisions, saved them from ruins, and helped them find their true potential, but never about how they dropped out of education to do stand up comedy. This.. is such a book.
2007-07-10 12:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first page would start off something like this.
"There he stood, a statuesque hero who exemplified the ideal. He was a champion, a born winner, with confidence exuding from every orifice.
And, there, a few yards behind him, was ME: the three-foot tall, partially retarded dwarf, who, among other things, shined the hero's shoes and sorted the brown M&M's from each pack."
2007-07-10 12:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by Get Smart™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im kym and this is my autobiography
or
This is the first line of my autobiography
2007-07-10 04:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by Operator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all was dark and full of a restful, cosmic energy. I woke and opened one lazy eye, then the other. a warm, thick fluid covered one side of my face, the one on the pillow, and included the hair and even the eye. now, it's not every night you wake up in a pool of your own blood.
good, huh?
2007-07-10 04:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A beautiful girl always finding for adventures!!!
2007-07-10 04:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In all honesty, if I had know life was this kind of party, Yes I would have stuck my d*** in the mashed potatoes!
2007-07-10 04:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I've always hated people that were so self obsessed they chose to write a book about themselves but here I am."
2007-07-10 04:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by maui wowie. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"i am a survivor. for whatever life sends my way, i find the courage to face and overcome it some how..."
2007-07-10 04:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by JEN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't until I chose to live that it all began!
2007-07-10 04:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by Delighted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing more beautiful than life.
2007-07-10 04:32:50 · answer #11 · answered by Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋