I've been up here a really long time now....
2007-07-09 18:28:58 · 22 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You seem to be a little up in the air on this issue. At least he is a man who can keep it up even when he is asleep. Do your best to remain calm and cogent. You don't want to teeter totter on the brink of insanity. Develop a plan and swing into action. Order a drink from the monkey bar. The banana daiquiris are quite good. Playing around is fun, but you need to give your play structure and purpose. Watch Mary go round. This will take your mind off your situation. Don't let this slide. Take action now. Wait. I think help is on the way. I can hear Jungle Jim pounding his chest and yelling his distinctive call.
2007-07-09 20:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say that three times fast:
Sleeping sumo wrestler off a see saw
Sleeping sumo wrestler off a see saw
Oh forget it. I can't do it. Sing like Britney without the aid of a sound stage? That should jolt anyone out of a dead sleep.
2007-07-09 18:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Smooch The Pooch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i have been in the same situation myself once while visiting china. what i did was make three phone calls. one to another sumo wrestler, one to a ninja, and one to an ex-boyfriend.you first have the boyfriend stand under your end of the see-saw, have the ninja stand guard and the other sumo wrestler challenge the sleeping one. the sumo wrestler, in his nature, will obviously not refuse the challenge. he will get up you will land on your ex crushing him but he will provide a good soft landing. then the ninja can safely escort you out and fight of the two sumo wrestlers if they decide to attack you....well thats what i did at least
2007-07-09 18:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by bubblesandtea 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you bravely slide down the see-saw, and use the sumo wrestler to cushion your fall.
2007-07-09 19:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if there was a sumo wrestler in the see-saw well thats a big see-saw.... hahaha....
you could call a doctor and do lypo-suction till his skin and bones...
2007-07-09 18:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by pogi talaga si paulo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to blow him off with the most powerful leaf blower in the world or but something heavier on the other side
2007-07-09 18:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by TaylurRunBabyRun<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make like a monkey and crawl your butt down.
Then pour gas all over the fat man and ignite him.
Problem solved, you're off and the see-saw is open for fun.
:)
2007-07-09 18:33:15 · answer #7 · answered by Pretty Maggie Money Eyes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Order a pizza the smell shoud wake him
2007-07-09 18:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big bowl of Japanese noodles. The aroma will wake him up.
2007-07-09 18:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open a bag of chips and try to eat them quietly cause we all know when you do that they are twice as crunchy and wake up any one who is right around you long enough for them to ask for one!
2007-07-09 18:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋