Had a Bazooka Joe fortune that read "Someday you will be Miss America - A good fortune if you're a girl, a bad one if you're a guy."
Well, I'm a guy. Still waiting to be Miss America though.
2007-07-09 15:31:04
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answered by pa 5
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My last fortune cookie had 2 fortunes in it. I don't remember either one of them. It is funny tho when you read the fortune and then add the words "in bed". LOL!
2007-07-09 22:33:13
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answered by Green Eyed Girl 2
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Absolutely true: After a meal at the local Asian restaurant, they brought the traditional cookies. Everyone chose one and read their fortune aloud. It was my turn and I opened it. IT WAS BLANK! (Hmmm, what did this mean, did I have no future?) I realize it was a factory error, but creepy all the same! LOL
Enjoy your day!
2007-07-09 22:33:39
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answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6
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It wasn't really much of a fortune.
It said, "Never trust a skinny cook",
better than nothing, right?
You have to eat the cookie for
your fortune to come true.
2007-07-09 22:29:55
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answered by Anonymous
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"If you're still hungry, have another fortune cookie."
When I read them out-loud with friends or family around I always finish with "In bed" at the end...
I think most people do that though.
-Tim
2007-07-09 22:29:36
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answered by Anonymous
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By the end of the day, you will be most fortunate.
I ended it with "in bed."
2007-07-09 22:31:13
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answered by USAman 6
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can you believe it? I've never gotten a fortune cookie, omg I'm so lame, lol but i never had one. :(
now that's bad fortune.
2007-07-09 22:36:37
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answered by Anonymous
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"It's about time I got out of that cookie" - Actually saved that one for a while lol
- I read it - IN BED... but it wasn't very easy to top that saying.
2007-07-09 22:32:32
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answered by CantStopTheBeat 2
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"Help, I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory."
2007-07-09 22:30:24
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answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7
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About time I got out of that cookie!
No joke :D
2007-07-09 22:30:41
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answered by A 5
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