what is the most funny/random thing that happened one evening...?

Question

I am looking for a story like
"I was sitting around the apartment and the fire alarm went off at midnight and everyone had to go outside, and the neighbor's kid was sick and the firemen came... etc."
Just something random and inconvenient!!

Answer 1

well, a few days ag o my husband and I took our baby out for a walk, and while pushing our stroller some guy came running up to us and was yelling at us asking us if that was a baby in our stroller, well, we yelled back yes its a baby and quickened our pace, then he started yelling at us that he had some food for us, and that our baby would really like them, and start to run toward us, my husband freaked out and started running toward him and he turned around and started running away from him!! funny stuff, but wierd at the same time.

Answer 2

Uhm like the time I was trying to make dinner for my family (It was Father's Day I think) and I had to make sure the place settings were all right so I left my main course on the stove while I went to go check it.....

I came back like five minutes later and it had caught on fire! I freaked and moved it onto the counter! The only bad thing is that the burning debris was right under the fire alarm! So, it started on the sprinkler system and all the rest of my dinner was ruined. We just ate at Red Lobster that night. =]

Answer 3

Watching a buddy of mine appear in the yard being chased by a raccoon.
The story: My wife and myself was laying back on the couch one evening waiting for a buddy of mine to show up. I think we were just going to hang out and play PlayStation or something.
Anyway, we was sitting watching the TV with the front door open and a couple minutes later we seen him running through the yard. From the couch it looked as though he was running from a small dog, but it turned out to be a rabid raccoon.
We had to call animal control.

It was the funniest thing I had ever seen...he had to run around for about 10 minutes before the raccoon would stop chasing him.
I was obviously of no help to him as I was laughing so hard. Had the camcorder been on at the time, I would be $100,000 richer right now.

The same friend was the recipient of a tee-shirt from my mother-in-law at Christmas that actually said "UFO" in big bold letters on the front of it. Fully equipped with a cheep iron-on flying saucer. Trying to keep from laughing as he told her he loved it was the hardest thing I have ever done!
The tee-shirt still had the tag on it from the dollar store. She literally paid $1 for it. Too funny!

Answer 4

I was at the fireworks with my daughter and left early to miss the traffic and it took me an hour to move like 5 feet because everyone had the same idea. My phone rang and someone close to me was telling me they were checking into rehab and their relapse was my fault. while I was on the phone a dog got hit by a car so I had to tell my friend that something more important happened so i hung up and got out of the car to see if the dog was ok and let the other cars know to not hit the dog and the owner came running up the street looking for her dog and saw me stopped and asumed I did it and started freaking out so the neighbor came out to tell the owner of the dog that i didnt do it and said why wasnt your dog on a leash so the owner pushed the lady into the street. then the police came and my move to texas is being postponed because I am the only witness to the lady getting pushed into the street and she is pressing charges against the owner of the dog that died, while I was on the phone with the dude going into rehab because of me, after getting stuck in traffic because I was trying to leave the fireworks early with my daughter.... ps I lost my phone that night too!

Answer 5

One time, when I was a little girl, I was at church with my dad when I had to leave and go to the bathroom (what makes this story more embarrassing is that it's a really traditional formal church with lots of serious people so if you interrupt the service, it's really obvious because you have to exit out the main path between the pews)
But that's not the bad part
When I came back, I went nervously back to my pew, sat down and hugged him. When I looked up...
This random dude was looking at me like I was a freak...
which I was XD
I looked behind me and my dad was sitting 3 rows back looking mortified at what I had done.
>_< ugh how embarrassing I had to scurry back over to him and then my dad made me appologize afterwards T_T

Answer 6

... a friend of mine (this was over 10 yrs ago) had a 3 yr old at home when she caught him playing with the "real" telephone instead of his toy one....she hung the phone up and thought no more about it till the firemen and ambulance came storming into her driveway....her little angel had really dialed 911 and had the phone off the hook long enough for them to trace the house....she was embarrassed to say the least

Answer 7

I was 17 and one night I had a date with one guy and before the time of the date, another guy stopped by to show me his new car. As soon as I got back in the house my mother said Now all you need is for John (another guy I dated) to come by. Immediately after she said that we heard John's motorcycle coming down the street. We started laughing our heads off.

Answer 8

One of my favorite ones is the previous day my wife was telling me that when a woman asks you if something is cute you say "Yes" because she already thinks its cute and is seeking your approval. So I'm at the gym shop with my friend and she says, "Do you think this outfit is cute?" My brain remembered what to say, and it told the mouth to say yes. However she then said, "But I'm way too fat to wear it." The mouth finally got the signal from the brain and I said, "Yes"

Ooops

Answer 9

the house is shaking because the music is so loud the dogs tore apart a giant barney doll frum humping so much and i still have half a pie left!!. when suddenly santa or was it satan idk its spelled almost the same came down our chimney and attacked el presidente of Narnia. when i tried to stop him i dropped my pie and realised that it was more important to clean that up instead. so to make a long story short the cat in the hat is out of the bag but i didnt count him before he hatched

Answer 10

I just bought an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen and was on my way home. My car door had trouble latching and I was due to take it in for repair. When making a right-hand turn, my door opened and I fell out of my car with ice cream cone in hand.