When one of my lads was 6,we had a family do at a pub.I was drinking bitter lemon,my lad asked if he could have one.So I asked my mate to get him a bitter lemon.My lad screamed "I want a lot of lemon not a bit of lemon" pmsl.
Took a bit of explaining,lol
2007-07-09 11:23:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's true mrfrewster,lol.
Where's my star????
2007-07-09 11:27:46 · update #1
sorry ☆Roxy☆
Stalking mrfrewster is using too many brain cells,lol
The Q is....Tell me about funny things you've heard kids say
2007-07-09 11:29:36 · update #2
Sorry mrfrewster.You already starred me,lol
2007-07-09 12:01:25 · update #3
Bless, that's great lol.
My Mum told me about something I said when I was little.....my brother was in the pram & I was about 2 or 3, she used to keep her tampons under the mattress in the pram, I'd obviously spotted them & when my Mum stopped to talk to a male friend, I tugged on his sleeve & said 'My Mummy sticks these up her bottom' pmsl
Another was a friends daughter, she would have been about 3 too, it was her Mums time of the month & she was in the bath, her daughter came in to talk to her & said 'Mummy, when I'm older will I have green string coming out of my bottom' Ha ha
2007-07-09 11:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by devon lass 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My son is 7, so around MOthers Day he brought me some art work that he made at school. He is my oldest child so all this school stuff is new to me and i didnt expect it, but anyways it was a poem that reads: "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY Mother, hands down-you are the best that there could be! And I hope all that my hands do will make you proud of me!" On the sides of the poem were his handprints in paint. I melted inside and cried happy tears of joy. Then my 4 yr old daughter was so cute one day. I was very sick with bad stomach cramps and yucky stuff and I couldnt drive myself to the dr. so my daughter tells me "Mom when I get bigger I will drive you to the doctor like you drive me." It was tears of happiness once again...
2016-05-21 22:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad's a doctor and he has a skeleton in a box left over from his days as a medical student, and I used to love opening the box and playing with the skeleton. One time the coal man came to our door and while my mum was paying for the coal I came up to him with the skull in my hand and said "This is my daddy's first wife before he married my mummy!"
The coal man looked really shocked, looked at my mum and said "I'd watch yourself if I were you love!"
My mum couldn't stop laughing!
2007-07-09 11:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the question?
Response to additional details:::OH OKAY! I get it now. I don't have any stories becuz I don't have kids but one time I took my little cuz to the bathroom at the grocery store and there was a bigger lady going into a stall and she must of had some bad food and my little cousin said "Angela THAT FAT LADY FARTED LOUD!" It was funny but embarassing
2007-07-09 11:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by inactive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We went to a riverside pub with my 6 year old niece and when I asked for a diet coke, she said 'Id like a duck coke too please'. A little taken in by the surroundings I think!! Bless her!
2007-07-09 11:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by Em x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was about 3 she was sitting on my lap twiddling with my earings. She then said to `mum how old do you have to be to get your ears peeled?`
2007-07-09 11:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When getting ready to go out l told my four year old to get on his bike meaning hurry up. l then saw him heading for his bike no l said l ment get your skates on , guess where he headed then. He turned to me and said forget it Mum l will just walk...
2007-07-09 21:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwww aint they cute,hope you werent taking the pith out him
2007-07-09 12:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a little girl laugh in Sunday school class in church how her dad liked to fart in church!
2007-07-09 11:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by G.W. loves winter! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww thats cute n funny lol
2007-07-09 11:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by CHARLOTTE B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋