Anyone want to pay tribute with me to our funny friend Alec?

Question

Write a story using the following in any order:
1. Dust Mites
2. Barbie
3. China
4. Mini Van
5. Baseball game
6. Sunburn
7. Lever 2000
8. Chairman LMAO
9. Red Head
10. Alec the Dalek

Have fun. Whoever makes me laugh the most gets 10 points (or more)

Answer 1

I AM the red head married to Alec the Dalek! One day,Alec sent me off to the baseball game with Chairman LMAO while he stayed home. We took my mini van but Chairman LMAO was annoying me the whole way there talking about how Lever 2000 in China is really made out of ground up dust mites. We had to come home early because I got a sunburn and as I burst in the door,vaporized the cat,and caught Alec doing unholy things with Barbie,he cried...why?

Answer 2

I, ChairmanLMAO pay tribute to Alec The Dalek by not watching the All-Star baseball game tonight. The Royals only put one guy on the team this year and I doubt he will get to pitch. I figure Daleks would be Cricket fans anyway. It looks like an interesting game, but I got a brain sunburn when my head split open trying to figure it out. I am glad I own a pickup instead of a mini van so I could take Alec places like baseball games. Daleks don't fit well upright on bench seats. Daleks are lady killers in more than one way. I would glad to be Alec's wingman. He can have the Barbie girls because I prefer red heads. Do you think he zapped the bed when he tried to exterminate the dust mites? So here's to Alec the Dalek! May he have his Lever 2000 served to him in the shower on the finest China by a barbie girl. May the red heads forgive me for that stretch getting in the last two words!

Answer 3

There were dust mites all over Barbie on her trip to China in the Mini Van, on her way to the baseball game...She got such a bad sunburn that she washed all over with Lever 2000,while
Chairman LMAO and his Red Head friend Alec the Dalek washed her body off.....phew!....LoL..thanks

Answer 4

Alec the Dalek pinched himself, the way only a Dalek can. Was he dreaming?

No, he was not. He was indeed slathering bar after bar of Lever 2000 soap across the literally seismic curves and valleys of Barbie, in the backseat of her bright pink mini-van.

“Praise be Chairman LMAO!” cried the Dalek, as the last of the dust-mites covering Barbie’s spectacular form emitted a tiny scream, and fell dead at her writhing toes. He recalled that it was Chairman LMAO, the curiously enigmatic leader of China, who had assigned him this curious but fantastic task.

“Gee,” cooed Barbie, “I seem to remember asking only for a facial. But now I can go see the baseball game. Here’s your 500-dollars for being so thorough.”

Barbie then allowed Alec the Dalek to towel off her towering, nubile form, to the extent that by the time he finished, the baseball game was long over and her minivan was already obsolete. She had even succumbed to a sunburn, that the feisty, depraved Dalek was only all to happy to help peel, and then subject her to many more hours of slathering creams and lotions across her body.

“Here’s my last $500,” she sighed, finally, slipping the bills into Alec the Dalek’s eager plunger-hole (don’t ask). The Dalek emitted a mechanical giggle, as she drove home in her mini-van. What the maniacal mutant-encased-in-a-shell didn’t tell the buxom damsel was that the last tube of lotion not only protected her from the sun’s harmful U-V rays, but also turned her into a red-head.

“It’s a good look,” her agent would later muse. Barbie would only sulk, finding herself oddly nostalgic for the decadent weeks spent with a whistling Dalek in the soapy backseat of a Windstar in China.

THE END

Answer 5

Zorak says, "While in China, Alec the Dalek met up with a Red Head, an unusuall sight in that country. Intrigued by this beauty, he invited her over to his Mini Van. Alec had a Playstation 2 game set up inside, and he invited her to play a baseball game on the console. She declined, and said, "Chairman LMAO won't appreciate a susceptible Barbie like myself to play such games inside a van with a cybernetic organism such as yourself." To which Alec replied, "Come on sugar, it's not like I have dust mites on my chromium dome or anything. Give me a break, I wash with Lever 2000 everyday!" The Red Head agreed, and after the game, Alec revealed his true Dalek self by exposing her to radiation as he opened up an embedded metall alloy cylindrically shaped device and probed her, giving her a sunburn in the process. Alec asked her, "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" The red head just smiled and left the van, a grin on her face, and a wobble to her walk.

Answer 6

There was once a barbie who went to china,it was really hot in china and she got sunburn,the next day she took a mini van to a basseball game....the end.