My neighbor is trying to steal my soul. Is that illegal? What can I do?

Question

He said he would put my garbage out while I'm on vacation. SEE!@ Why would he be doing this>?

Answer 1

No, it is not illegal (in most jurisdictions) to steal someone's soul, or attempt to do so. A few states and countries still have anti-witchcraft laws on the books, so as with any legal issue the answer depends on where you are.

As to why he would be offering to put your garbage out, another explanation is that he may not want it smelling up the yard.

Answer 2

Get some tinfoil, make it into a hat, put it on your head. That should help.

Answer 3

run