If you could turn your ex into an item of clothing and wear them for a day, what would it be ?

Question

And what would you say to them as your wearing them ? ? ?

Answer 1

I would turn them into my shoes, and I would say to them "you sure are a dirty boy."

Answer 2

The boots that I use while cleaning out the Horse Stalls and Turn-outs on the Ranch .....

Every time I stepped in the horsie doo I would feel the satisfaction of the ex getting back in the form of nasty-mess what he dished out during that short disaster of a marriage -- and at LEAST he would FINALLY be contributing some usefulness INSTEAD of taking all the time!

Answer 3

My Boxers, i might might run 20 miles and journey a motorbike for yet another 20 and then sit down in a sauna of the subsequent 23 and 20 minutes. the full time i may well be ingesting meals that dissatisfied my abdomen and gives you me undesirable gas. i may well be telling it, "payback sucks doesnt it". rofl oh how I wish that could desire to happen

Answer 4

Shoes of course! I would run, walk, do the twist and the stomp. I would walk on mud and through dog doo.

Then, when they are all worn out I and splitting apart I would happily say, "See how it feels when your sole (soul) is stripped from your body!"

Answer 5

I'd turn her into a sock so i could put her on my foot and stuff her in a shoe so she'd die from lack of oxygen.

Answer 6

Underwear. I would say, "I had mexican food with extra refried beans for dinner last night. I hope the gas won't be TOO bad."

Answer 7

Socks. And I'd run all day to get them smelly.

Answer 8

I would turn him into a bustier and i would whisper "how does mommy ta-ta's feel?" Miss them don't cha?"

Answer 9

The rear part of a thong. Then she could kiss my a*s.

Answer 10

FIRST I WOULD SAY TO THEM: BEING WITH YOU MAKES MY HEART BEAT FASTER BABY...AND I WOULD WEAR HIM AS A REALLY SHORT DRESS.....WITH A FUR NECK SURROUNDING....