I now pronounce you man and wife.
2007-07-09 07:47:53
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answer #1
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answered by •♣•Ninja•♣• •♣•Bunny•♣• 6
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Hello, I am Wanda June. Today was going to be my birthday, but I was hit by an ice-cream truck before I could have my party. I am dead now. I am in Heaven. That is why my parents did not pick up my cake at the bakery. I am not mad at the ice-cream truck driver, even though he was drunk when he hit me. It didn't hurt much. It wasn't even as bad as the sting of a bumblebee. I am really happy here! It's so much fun. I'm glad the driver was drunk. If he hadn't been, I might not have gone to Heaven for years and years and years. I would have had to go to high school first, and then beauty college. I would have had to get married and have babies and everything. Now I can just play and play and play. Any time I want any pink cotton candy I can have some. Everybody up here is happy - the animals and the dead soldiers and people who went to the electric chair and everything. They're all glad for whatever sent them here. Nobody is mad. We're all too busy playing shuffleboard. So if you think of killing somebody, don't worry about it. Just go ahead and do it. Whoever you do it to should kiss you for doing it. The soldiers up here just love the shrapnel and the tanks and the bayonets and the dum dums that let them play shuffleboard all the time - and drink beer.
2007-07-09 14:48:01
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answer #2
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answered by Mr. Knickerbocker 3
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"I cant make fun of any man who is richer than me, no matter how they got their wealth"
- a wise guy named Chris St.Louis, about 3 years ago in Middle School. when i said something about the kids in the National Spelling Bee.
...he really put me in my place, i needed it
2007-07-09 14:52:31
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answer #3
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answered by Some girl 5
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Meg & Dia at a concert
2007-07-09 14:48:14
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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The first time I heard my boyfriend say "I love you."
2007-07-09 14:47:27
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answer #5
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answered by KS 6
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"I will not let you down!" said by a workmate of mine during a messed up decent into the crater of a nicely active volcano.
2007-07-09 14:48:36
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answer #6
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answered by High-strung Guitarist 7
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1. lil brother born =D
2. "we've got a horse you can ride when u like for free" :D
3. loads of other stuff, such as "i brought sum cheetos" :D
2007-07-09 14:48:36
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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The word "Yes" in a year I look forward to hearing "I do"
2007-07-09 14:48:20
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answer #8
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answered by Beano 4
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New studies prove that dark chocolate is good for your health.
2007-07-09 14:48:00
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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You are Free to Go!
2007-07-09 14:48:47
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answer #10
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answered by Ronatnyu 7
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