2007-07-09 05:39:59 · 27 answers · asked by *Pooka* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol yes Thunderman 9 they do lol
2007-07-09 05:58:00 · update #1
I was riding a NY Subway, I was seated on a newspaper
A guy asked me I was reading the paper, I stood up, turned the page and sat back down and said yes
2007-07-09 05:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me just last week that Pres. Bush had pardoned Libby. Not the stupidest thing he's done, but the stupidest thing anyone's ever said to me.
2007-07-09 05:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Fool in the Rain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any chance of a reconciliation? That was ask out side of divorce court 5 years ago and I'm still laughing.
2007-07-09 05:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by Michael N 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once my wife was pregnant and her sister said something about someone she knew getting an abortion and how that person should go to hell and how abortion is not right catholic this catholic that... then about an hour later they got into an argument and her sister said something about "kicking" my wife in the stomach. We knew right then and there she was a ****** moron.
Oh oh once I was making tunafish and I asked where the relish was, and my mother-in-law said "Whoever heard of relish in tunafish?" I then sited that it's the NUMBER ONE thing Americans put into their tunafish as indicated in many polls! She then said, " No... you put relish in egg salad." I then said... "Yeah if you're Jewish" and that's only 2% of the US population.
Oh oh once we were at a chinese restaurant and when my mother-in-law was asked what she would like to order she said, "dim sum". Then the guy asked her what she wanted, and she repeated "dim sum!" He just stood there staring at her confused. She started getting bitchy demanding her dim sum! I had to interrupt and inform her she was an idiot and what she has been saying is akin to saying she wants a "type" of meal for her meal and that she had not actually ordered anything yet. She then tried to argue with me and the waiter telling us "NO NO NO you can order Dim Sum I've had it before it's good blah blah blah..." We both looked at her like she was an idiot and everyone at the table pretty much told her she was an idiot and to shut up.
Once my mother said she always wished she was a black woman and that she had joined the circus. She was serious. We told her to come back to Earth.
Oh here is another one. My mother-in-law said, "You will go to jail or someone can take your house away if you don't pay off your credit cards."
Oh oh the other day my mother-in-law called my wife telling her to watch "Live Earth" and how it is very informative concering global warming and petroleum and energy uses and pollution." My wife then told our 1 daughter to give the "plastic" kiddy shopping cart to her little sister. My mother-in-law immediatly suggested that she would "just buy another one" for our other daughter when she comes out here to visit in a couple of weeks" My wife told her she was an idiot and that idiots like her are who are part of the large problem Live Earth was talking about.
Basically my wife comes from a family of morons.
2007-07-09 06:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by Terry McGinnis 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Frankly, any parenting advice that has been ever given is dumb to me. You raise your child the way you want and I'll raise mine the way I want to. Plain and simple. Unless of course, I ask directly what your opinion is.
=/ Oh, and I always hated the advice when I was pregnant to. It was horrible!!
2007-07-09 05:44:13 · answer #5 · answered by <3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was in an elevator and the guy said "Congratulations"..I said "huh, why?" he said "isnt today your anniversary?" I said "no" he says" Well u look so nice that today should be ur anniversary" I just looked at him...(Ive never seen this dude in my life)
I work in a hospital and he got off at the 5th floor....THE PSYCH FLOOR
2007-07-09 05:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by Lady 'S' 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well, there is a lot....but the stupidest thing said to me today is.........would you still like the part?
I have been waiting on a replacement part for my new car. its been on backorder since january, and it just came in. they called me today and said its in, then asked that question. I was thinking to myself....that cant be a serious question, she has to be joking!
2007-07-09 05:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by evanlah 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The stupidest thing would have to be, "Wheres your Mom?"
2007-07-09 05:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Ufam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you moving? When I had moving boxes all over the yard.. LOL
2007-07-09 05:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by t_hassinger 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was at my job (Starbucks) wearing my uniform, and one of my friends asked, "Do you work here?"
No, I just do this because the uniforms are so cool!
2007-07-09 05:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋