I live on the 54th storey and get fed up taking my dog down for exercise. How many tea towels do I need to use to make him a parachute so that he can walk himself? Coming back is no problem because I will also throw his rubber toy at the same time and tell him to "fetch". Any other advice appreciated.
2007-07-09 01:17:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think you'll need 26 tea towels for a fully functional parachute...
But may I ask...
What happened to that tiger that you were attempting to exercise?
You worn him out?
2007-07-09 01:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tea towels are made from the wrong fabric. Try 4 sheets sewn to each other, and invest in a trampoline so the dog can just jump back up!
2007-07-09 02:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't you get your dog a treadmill exerciser? He can walk for as long as he likes-then there will be no need for parachutes!
2007-07-09 01:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, for your dog's safety, it may be proportional to the number of stories, so about 54. Good luck finding so many!
2007-07-09 05:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about a treadmill or trading him in for a cat.
They phone the RSPCA if you try to put a lead on them.
2007-07-09 01:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha! nice one!
probably not teatowels but just get one of those reusable parachutes...
have a hell of a time putting it back into its bag tho..
2007-07-09 01:19:57 · answer #6 · answered by My Pitseleh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the elevator if there is one. If you wont walk your dog, give it to a caring family (UNLIKE YOU)
2007-07-09 01:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by alexlkendall 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol you have some imagination on you david t I envy you i tend too get board alot you supply your own entertainment lol xx
2007-07-09 01:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by nendlin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
try using pee pads works for my dog
2007-07-09 01:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by julie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trade him in for a goldfish!!
2007-07-09 01:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jaksi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋