2007-07-09 00:08:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
"Oh sh*t, where did THAT wrinkle come from?"
2007-07-09 00:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I brush my teeth in the shower...but I am counting!
One thousand one
One thousand two
One thousand three
Gotta brush at least two minutes!
2007-07-09 11:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I start staring and thinking about things I wish could be changed
2007-07-09 10:07:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"II am too tired to do this...now...what am I gonna do today? I am soooo fat! And I am getting old too. Oh look! Another wrinkle...and a pimple! My body is getting too weird..."
Hmmmm. I think I better start thinking more positive thoughts in the morning!
2007-07-09 07:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Which of my housemates is the one who always spatters the mirror with toothpaste?! I never do (and I'm the only one who cleans the thing)!
2007-07-09 07:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by Tyg NZ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish my skin would clear up ... I wish I didn't need glasses... I wish my teeth were 100% white and straight like actors
2007-07-09 07:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by Izzy J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who the hell is that middle aged over weight and bald man , I see in the mirror , it can't be me
2007-07-09 07:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think, when I wake up I am on auto piolet until I have coffee
2007-07-09 07:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think "i dont know you but i will still brush your teeth!" lol ;-)
2007-07-09 07:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Nana 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think *you're not perfect but i love you, my sweet little refection*
2007-07-09 07:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watt??? i'm really not 19 anymore??
2007-07-09 08:31:45 · answer #11 · answered by joe the man 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋