If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, will you look like a hairy gorilla if we came to find you?

Question

....say, about two months later?

Honesty is the best policy.

Answer 1

I'd be getting close to that....

Answer 2

From what? Lack of saving? So what. In winter, I don't shave at all. In summer, I do it when I feel like taking the time (and still have no qualms with wearing shorts or shorter sleeved shirts). Now, even though I "only" wash my hair two or three times a week, I would get a little uncomfortable without soap and shampoo, especially since I do wash my face daily.

Besides, I would be much more concerned with basic survival (food, clothing shelter), than shallow grooming habits like shaving. Although, basic cleaning (washing hair and body) would go under basic survival, I think.

Answer 3

It all depends on what I have with me at the time.If am with things like soap,comb,etc looking like a hairy gorilla is out of the question! but if i do not have the stuff like soap,comb and clothes to change,better still i will wash the clothes on me and let them dry because an island is surrounded by water all through, and I would invent something like a comb to straighten my hair,and definately i would survive.
Looking for fruits would not be a problem thus i would be quite healthy.
Perhaps the cold and the fear of wild animals would shake me up a bit.

Answer 4

err two months wont really make your hair grow that long. so no. you will not be a hairy gorilla. you need like 2 years to look more like a hairy gorilla

Answer 5

No I would be red as abeet and hopefully 40 pounds ligtherlol

Answer 6

Probably have hairy armpitts and legs, but they would be blonde. I don't really have a bikini line though : )

Answer 7

No, I don't think gorillas get wicked sunburn like I do.

Answer 8

Nah... don't think so... you need decades to grow that much hair!