i ask because i saw an ad for mallets mad songs or something on the hits channel, and he was on Brighton pier in all his clobber with the mallet, and i couldn't decide weather if i saw him in public i would ask him to give me a crack with the mallet or if i'd take it from him and give him a wallop, what would you do?
and were you ever on the show, did you get malleted?
2007-07-08 23:05:07 · 17 answers · asked by Ste B 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh I'd definitely ask to be Mallet-ed !!!!
Then i'd give him a black eye LOL
2007-07-08 23:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by Crusha03 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Is he still going? He must be in 40's-50's!Hasn't he grown up yet? I would just wallop him with or without that bloody stupid foam mallet! Was never on the show, so never got "malleted"- think of all the therapy bills!!!!
2007-07-08 23:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would whack him over the head with it.
I actually touched Timmy Mallet once when I was about 6, he came to turn the xmas lights on in my town.... this was when he was still amazing!
2007-07-08 23:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by Avril 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would kick him in the Mallets lol:)
2007-07-08 23:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take it off him and mallet him he's sooooo annoying ha x
2007-07-08 23:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by susan m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would go up to him take his mallet and hit him with it and say whackaday
2007-07-09 00:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure the guy in Little Britain was based on his character.Really creepy.
I'd pull my kids to stand behind me and hide them from the weirdo.
I'll give him a wack a day, no problem.
2007-07-08 23:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by CMH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once saw him in a restaurant at the BBC talking as loudly as he could and looking around him to see if everyone was listening. I ignored him.
2007-07-08 23:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take his mallet n wack him wid it.
fool he is.
4t hed fecked off years ago
2007-07-08 23:07:57 · answer #9 · answered by honeylips 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blaaaaarrrrrrrrrr. I'm Wide awake!!!
2007-07-08 23:08:15 · answer #10 · answered by pfc123darkknight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋