My mother and father came in at seperate times telling the same thing. They saw the keyboard on my lap and said it'll turn me gay. I asked where they got this information, and i highly doubt them. But i wonder where could they have received this information from, cause it seems rather completely random.
2007-07-08 22:59:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Probly some one in the church told them.... some people will beleave anything they hear in chruch....
My grandmother use to think if you had sex with a black person your insides would rot, turn yellow, and you would die an horable and early death
2007-07-08 23:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's illogical and stupid as hell.Make your
dimwitted parents go back to school,they haven't
soaked up enough intelligence from their teachers.Having the keyboard on your lap does nothing at all.I do that all the time,it's easier,
and I haven't changed yet.If my father said something retarded,like that to me,I'd knock his block off.Some people can be empty-headed
sometimes.
2007-07-09 00:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. I can't understand how typing from your lap would drive you to desire the romantic company of men. I've heard that using a laptop on your lap can drive your sperm count down, but nothing about a keyboard. That's insane.
2007-07-08 23:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, that is a bunch of crap! But by having it on your lap is not a good location. You are typing and putting your wrists in an unnatural position. Bad for them as well as your shoulders and elbows.
2007-07-08 23:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u may take the wheel of the mouse out and put it on ur lap 2 minimise the gay effect
2007-07-08 23:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by rupam 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No it won't. They're just making it up, but you should take the keyboard off your lap anyways. ;)
2007-07-08 23:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you forgot to hide the gay porn on your screen as they walked in?
but, since you put it in the mythology section, you realize on your own that it's a myth.
2007-07-09 02:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by joe the man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you're also jackin' to falcon. ;) nothing can "turn" you gay. you like what you like and there's no reason or control over it. so enjoy it, whether it's vagina or penis or both. life's too short to deny yourself of who you are.
2007-07-08 23:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by mackkie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
No, but sitting on your mouse might!
2007-07-09 11:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by lovely_lady_lavender 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
completely irrational
2007-07-08 23:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by andrew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋