Well, after almost 4 years, my ex-fiancee/boyfriend called it quits. Just out of nowhere! i REALLY need some cheering up! Any good, nice, cheer-up quotes?! Thanks you!
2007-07-08 19:49:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
The Pharmacist
> >
> > Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door
> > by his sobbing wife.
> >
> > Tearfully she explained, It's the druggist. He
> > insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I
> > had to call multiple times before he would even
> > answer the phone.
> >
> > Immediately, the husband drove downtown to
> > confront the druggist and demand an apology.
> >
> > Before he could say more than a word or two,
> > the druggist told him, Now, just a minute, listen
> > to my side of it.
> >
> > This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I
> > was late getting up.
> >
> > I went without breakfast and hurried out to
> > the car, just to realize that I locked the house
> > with both house and car keys inside and had to
> > break a window to get my keys.
> >
> > Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
> >
> > Later, when I was about three blocks from the
> > store, I had a flat tire.
> >
> > When I finally got to the store there was a bunch
> > of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store
> > opened and started waiting on these people, and all
> > the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.
> >
> > He continued, Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the
> > cash register drawer to make change,
> > and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get
> > down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels
> > and the phone was still ringing.
> >
> > When I came up I cracked my head on the open
> > cash drawer, which made me stagger back against
> > a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.
> > Half of them hit the floor and broke.
> >
> > Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up,
> > and I finally got back to answer it.
> >
> > It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use
> > a rectal thermometer.
> >
> > And believe me mister, as God is my witness,
> > all I did was tell her.
2007-07-08 19:59:06 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait a few days you might see him with the reason. At least you hadn't married him yet, & had kids it could be a lot worse.
2007-07-09 02:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by thepeacelover01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well obviously didnt value u and remember when a door closes another one opens.
2007-07-09 02:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by Kat Von D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
all good things come to those who wait
2007-07-09 02:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by WORKING OLDER SMARTER BLONDE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋