if you do,can you tell it to me as i drift off to sleep?
*hugs* and g'nite to all
:)
2007-07-08 17:10:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
two men on a train,the first says to the other "do you believe in ghosts?" no the second man replies,neither do i said the first and vanished
2007-07-08 22:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by majoti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This husband and wife were out gardening.
She bent over to pull a weed.
The husband exclaimed, "My word woman! Your butt is so big it's as big as our gas grill over there!"
The husband proceeds to take his tapemeasure off his belt and, after measuring the width of her butt and the width of the grill exclaims, "I was right! They're both the same size!"
The wife stomps off all pissed off!
Later that night as they're laying in bed, the husband snuggles up really close and says, "Honey, it's been a long time! How 'bout a little luving!"
The wife replies, "If you think I'm firing up this big butt grill for one little weenie, you are nuts!"
2007-07-08 17:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the universe captured in an hour, all that matters captured in a moment, all our dreams captured in a second.
Each second precious, each moment unique, each hour ours.
2007-07-08 17:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by JC 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once there was a man who ate a cake.... it was delicious.
The end.
2007-07-08 17:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm bored.
The end!
*that was awesome wasnt it*
2007-07-08 17:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
once there was a man from Nantucket...
2007-07-08 17:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
there were these four dwarfs.....
2007-07-08 17:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by dorpkick01 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋