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I'll get you started: If Al Gore were president, there would be no more global warming (because he would invent an anti-global warming machine and sell it at Sears).
2007-07-08 17:08:16 · 11 answers · asked by Bam Bam Obama 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Oh, and let's hope he doesn't choose Michael Moore as his running mate. That would be bad...very bad. We would all have to move to Canada and pay 68 percent income tax in order to pay for our "FREE healthcare"!
2007-07-08 17:23:39 · update #1
10. Saddam would still be in charge
9. Taxes would be higher
8. Al Gore III would have been arrested in DC
7. Trees would be an endangered species
6. Air America would still be bankrupt
5. The Taliban would still be running Afghanistan
4. Bin Laden would be laid up in a hospital
3. We wouldn't have had the Howard Dean Scream
2. We wouldn't have illegal aliens, everyone would receive honorary citizenship
and the number one answer to if Al gore were President.........He wouldn't have had time to invent the IPHONE!!
2007-07-08 17:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Oh - there is just so much ignorance here it is difficult to know where to start.
1. There would still be global warming - but there would not be the US deliberately undermining global attempts to resolve it.
2. Al Gore already has a company selling carbon credits. He buys carbon credits for his own jet travel and electricity usage.
3. Al Gore has never claimed to have invented anything.
4. Canada's top income tax level is 29% federal tax and 17.84% for the top provincial rate. Hence the maximum marginal rate can be only 46.84%
5. Canada's total (government plus private) average cost for health care is just over half what it is in the US and they still get a better health system than we do.
2007-07-09 00:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sageandscholar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Al Gore was president, other nations would once again
be our allies & help us to find & eliminate the real terrorists.
If Al Gore was president, education & scientific study
would be key, re-gaining the respect the United States
was once admired for.
2007-07-09 01:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by Calee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Al Gore were President, we probably would have signed the Kyoto thing.
2007-07-09 00:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Beavis Seinfeld 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL If Al Gore were president, he would open the border and none of the good that we've accomplished would matter any more. It would be destroyed with the NAFTA highway running through our natural forests and destroying more land. He supports Amnesty for Illegals - a true Democrat through and through. Need I say more?
Besides, did he ever decide to run?
http://www.yournextpresident.net/
2007-07-09 00:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Naturescent 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You are correct, that would be his only way out of the lies he has told about GW, and would not surprise me at all , if that machine blew hot air, just like him. After all, the guy said he invented the Internet, hope he does not have all us non Gore supporters disconnected.
2007-07-09 00:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Sears eh? Age please?
fine I'll play your game.
We would all be a couple grand poorer and the trees would be a couple grand richer.
2007-07-09 00:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If Al Gore were President they would have to widen the front door of the White House so he could get his big, fat head through it.
2007-07-09 00:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by Cinner 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
If Al Gore were president the whole world wouldn't know what a moron G.W. Bush is.
2007-07-09 00:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by Trevor S 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
he would keep the key to the lockbox in a safe place...nothing in there these days
2007-07-09 00:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋