2007-07-08 15:57:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You been to the sea shore lately? Would you really just pick up something from it with you bare hands? For the small price Sally is charging she collects only the finest of sea shells under the morning sun, cleans with antibacterial detergents, rinses and dries. All of her sea shells carry a full one year warrantee for defects in workmanship. So the next time you pass Sally's Sea Shell Shack, instead of looking at her in disdain, smile and say hello, realizing that she is providing a valuable service.
2007-07-08 16:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by griffyn10941 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If she sold seashells on the seashore, perhaps she went early in the morning and picked up all the best ones, like the tourist shops do. :)
2016-05-17 06:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because certain beaches do not have quality seashells - so sally is taking avantage of the economics of the situation
which has been caused by beach erosion, which has been caused by global warming, which has been caused by george bush and the greedy warmongers that inhabit slushington d.c., who incidentally have caused every major problem in the world, from local traffic to the bad seasons Andruw Jones and Manny ramirez are having, which is killing my fantasy baseball team. Bush also made me trade Prince Fielder for barry Zito before the season and i listened..another thing to blame on Bush!!!!
2007-07-08 16:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Sally picked up seashells on the sea shore is not a very good tongue twister.
2007-07-08 16:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by dominique 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sally was selling them to the tourists too lazy to go looking for the pretty ones. She's actually pretty smart.
2007-07-08 15:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by emily_brown18 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sally is a lil wacked in the head poor thing needs help
2007-07-08 16:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sally selected and sorted shells by species and selected specific, special specimens.
2007-07-08 16:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Spyderbear 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Sally is on the road to financial freedom...
2007-07-08 16:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Jesus is Real 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think Sally is on some kind of drugs
2007-07-08 16:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by Mark F 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, when everyone knows you can easily buy them at Vons..
2007-07-08 16:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋